HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

Psyched me out with Brick Frog.

I love Brick Frog. His only skills are brick-throwing and frog-being.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Honestly, I think the only way a two state solution might work is if we all acknowledge the Mormons are right and construct a Jewish homeland in America.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

James Murphy wrote the song without considering his own vocal range, so he's pretty much just singing as high as he can manage

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Donkey Kong 64

Edit: Also a good place to learn about trans rights

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemme guess: Trotsky as The Adversary?

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Not always. There are a bunch of different types of conspiracy. For example, every profession is an economic conspiracy against those who aren't in that profession.

Also there's a difference between conspiracies and conspiracy theories.

Shooter had a hand in Walt Simonson's run on Thor? Neat!

My sister got me Cyberpunk 2077 as a belated birthday gift. I remember back in 2020, she tried to convince me to "trade birthday gift requests" so she could get Animal Crossing earlier than her birthday but the only video game I was willing to trade on was Cyberpunk and it had just got delayed again.

I fucked up my algorithm watching joinery shorts, I've been following this guy for a year now. It's great.

No that's Gameraism

 

Surely it's gotta be even dirtier, otherwise people would be talking about it.

 

Finished watching Arrested Development again and decided to follow up with a little-known internet show from the late-00's.

In 2006, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ran a promotion asking fans to submit 10 minutes of a pilot for a TV show that would air in the IAS-verse. The winner would have part of their video shown in an episode. Break a Leg didn't win, but the other IAS fans liked it so much that the crew who made it went on to make a whole "season" that actually holds up pretty well.

It plays like Arrested Development with the darker tone of Always Sunny. Heck, there's even a gag about a contest to get a song into the show-within-a-show that gets won by the weaker of two strong contenders.

 

Hockey should have conversions. If you can shoot the puck into the net (with a goalie) from the center line, you get another point.

Also you should be allowed to dunk a football over the crossbar for 2 points

 

Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

 

And people say white folks have no culture

 

Benson's on my mind.

...maybe I should teach a bomb phenomenology.

 

Unless you're being deliberately hacky. Otherwise, knock it off. It's played out.

Apologies if your name is Scarlett and you have red hair. Unless you dyed your hair red, then you're kinda part of the problem.

 

Who winz?

 

I'll go first: I'm not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.

I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE? WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GONNA END!?!

 

Yes, that is Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys on guitar.

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