HiImThomasPynchon

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Monday night visual Bishoujo Kamen Poitrine 29-32 & Puss in Boots 1 8 pm est in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Psyched me out with Brick Frog.

I love Brick Frog. His only skills are brick-throwing and frog-being.

Lib pottery can't hurt you. in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Honestly, I think the only way a two state solution might work is if we all acknowledge the Mormons are right and construct a Jewish homeland in America.

LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yrself Clean [Indie / Alternative Dance] in c/music@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

James Murphy wrote the song without considering his own vocal range, so he's pretty much just singing as high as he can manage

Where can I learn more about gorilla warfare ? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Donkey Kong 64

Edit: Also a good place to learn about trans rights

The Father of the Proletariat [What if in a post-apocalyptic world Communism was a religion] in c/main@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemme guess: Trotsky as The Adversary?

Official hexbear antifa reading list in c/main@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1984

Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not always. There are a bunch of different types of conspiracy. For example, every profession is an economic conspiracy against those who aren't in that profession.

Also there's a difference between conspiracies and conspiracy theories.

Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time in c/games@hexbear.net
RIP Jim Shooter, here are some 80s Marvel covers in c/comics@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Shooter had a hand in Walt Simonson's run on Thor? Neat!

Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly Thread in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

My sister got me Cyberpunk 2077 as a belated birthday gift. I remember back in 2020, she tried to convince me to "trade birthday gift requests" so she could get Animal Crossing earlier than her birthday but the only video game I was willing to trade on was Cyberpunk and it had just got delayed again.

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Mr. A - The Emperors of Ice Cream (www.youtube.com)
I have found the most Irishy Irish YT channel ever in c/videos@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I fucked up my algorithm watching joinery shorts, I've been following this guy for a year now. It's great.

If the word "Sodomy" comes from Sodom & Gomorrah, whats Gomorrahy? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

No that's Gameraism

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If the word "Sodomy" comes from Sodom & Gomorrah, whats Gomorrahy? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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Surely it's gotta be even dirtier, otherwise people would be talking about it.

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DAE Break a Leg? (www.youtube.com)
 

Finished watching Arrested Development again and decided to follow up with a little-known internet show from the late-00's.

In 2006, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ran a promotion asking fans to submit 10 minutes of a pilot for a TV show that would air in the IAS-verse. The winner would have part of their video shown in an episode. Break a Leg didn't win, but the other IAS fans liked it so much that the crew who made it went on to make a whole "season" that actually holds up pretty well.

It plays like Arrested Development with the darker tone of Always Sunny. Heck, there's even a gag about a contest to get a song into the show-within-a-show that gets won by the weaker of two strong contenders.

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Mechanics in Sports That Should Be in Different Sports (hexbear.net)
 

Hockey should have conversions. If you can shoot the puck into the net (with a goalie) from the center line, you get another point.

Also you should be allowed to dunk a football over the crossbar for 2 points

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What would you do if, against all odds, you were elected Pope? (hexbear.net)
 

Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

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Tom Hanks & Dan Aykroyd Rap The Miranda Rights (Or: The Whitest Thing That Ever Happened) (inv.nadeko.net)
 

And people say white folks have no culture

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Benson, Arizona - John Yager (www.youtube.com)
 

Benson's on my mind.

...maybe I should teach a bomb phenomenology.

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Dear Writers: Stop naming redheaded women Scarlett (hexbear.net)
 

Unless you're being deliberately hacky. Otherwise, knock it off. It's played out.

Apologies if your name is Scarlett and you have red hair. Unless you dyed your hair red, then you're kinda part of the problem.

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The Sum of All Fears vs Some of All The Beers (hexbear.net)
 

Who winz?

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Since the site's going down, we should use the opportunity to confess stuff (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
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I'll go first: I'm not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.

I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.

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I'M FURIOUS! (hexbear.net)
 

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE? WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GONNA END!?!

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Sandbox - Curious (1995) (www.youtube.com)
 

Yes, that is Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys on guitar.

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