HiImThomasPynchon

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I'm separatist pilled. I see the vision in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

Wow just casually dropping the hard r on Hexbear

[Itch] *RELIK*, indie Dungeon crawler in c/freegames@feddit.uk
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Relik? That's Kiler spelled backwards!

Niagara Movement (1905-1909) - Novo General Megathread for the 11th-13th of July 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I got fired from my job as a guitar tutor for telling my students not to fret.

Iran could assassinate sunbathing Trump at Mar-a-Lago, Khamenei ally says in c/news@hexbear.net
Who would win, a literal god or some bartender from the slums? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Oh that's Gotch? For a second I thought he was Lou Thesz.

Who would win, a literal god or some bartender from the slums? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

IMO, it all started going downhill when Harley Race started selling like Daffy Duck.

What is the most reactionary sport? What is the most proletarian? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I have a Tretiak jersey

Who would win, a literal god or some bartender from the slums? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Look at that bridge. Perfect form. Wish I coulda seen the bump.

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Prime Motivator - The Giraffes (www.youtube.com)
 

Fun fact: Aaron STILL hasn't paid off his pacemaker

Caption this photo of schoolboys from ~130 years ago. in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

"Let's open up this fuckin pit!"

Monday night visual Bishoujo Kamen Poitrine 29-32 & Puss in Boots 1 8 pm est in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Psyched me out with Brick Frog.

I love Brick Frog. His only skills are brick-throwing and frog-being.

Lib pottery can't hurt you. in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Honestly, I think the only way a two state solution might work is if we all acknowledge the Mormons are right and construct a Jewish homeland in America.

LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yrself Clean [Indie / Alternative Dance] in c/music@hexbear.net
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

James Murphy wrote the song without considering his own vocal range, so he's pretty much just singing as high as he can manage

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Mr. A - The Emperors of Ice Cream (www.youtube.com)
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If the word "Sodomy" comes from Sodom & Gomorrah, whats Gomorrahy? (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
33 comments fedilink
 

Surely it's gotta be even dirtier, otherwise people would be talking about it.

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DAE Break a Leg? (www.youtube.com)
 

Finished watching Arrested Development again and decided to follow up with a little-known internet show from the late-00's.

In 2006, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ran a promotion asking fans to submit 10 minutes of a pilot for a TV show that would air in the IAS-verse. The winner would have part of their video shown in an episode. Break a Leg didn't win, but the other IAS fans liked it so much that the crew who made it went on to make a whole "season" that actually holds up pretty well.

It plays like Arrested Development with the darker tone of Always Sunny. Heck, there's even a gag about a contest to get a song into the show-within-a-show that gets won by the weaker of two strong contenders.

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Mechanics in Sports That Should Be in Different Sports (hexbear.net)
 

Hockey should have conversions. If you can shoot the puck into the net (with a goalie) from the center line, you get another point.

Also you should be allowed to dunk a football over the crossbar for 2 points

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What would you do if, against all odds, you were elected Pope? (hexbear.net)
 

Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

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Tom Hanks & Dan Aykroyd Rap The Miranda Rights (Or: The Whitest Thing That Ever Happened) (inv.nadeko.net)
 

And people say white folks have no culture

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Benson, Arizona - John Yager (www.youtube.com)
 

Benson's on my mind.

...maybe I should teach a bomb phenomenology.

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Dear Writers: Stop naming redheaded women Scarlett (hexbear.net)
 

Unless you're being deliberately hacky. Otherwise, knock it off. It's played out.

Apologies if your name is Scarlett and you have red hair. Unless you dyed your hair red, then you're kinda part of the problem.

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The Sum of All Fears vs Some of All The Beers (hexbear.net)
 

Who winz?

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Since the site's going down, we should use the opportunity to confess stuff (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
33 comments fedilink
 

I'll go first: I'm not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.

I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.

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I'M FURIOUS! (hexbear.net)
 

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE? WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GONNA END!?!

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