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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will never ever understand how these ghouls are on the satanic grindset at 82. If I were them I would have tasked one of my 143 hellspawn bastard children with siphoning human blood. What is the point of this rapacious plundering if you are stumbling off a flight of stairs at a stage where you can barely string a sentence together?

[–] christian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It does feel like concrete proof that selling your soul to the donor class is more or less equivalent to selling your soul to the devil.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Praying for a swift end to his situation inshallah

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

Needed this today.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

sicko-wholesome the feel good story we needed for February

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, Senator McConnell landed on his hard-shelled back, minimizing the danger.

[–] goferking0 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did anyone help him up or do they just walk by and leave him stuck on his back?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mitch McConnell lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

[–] goferking0 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he has to learn to do it himself like Bender

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

This sounds like a Replicant answer...

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

The DOGE-CIA has shot him with the stairs gun.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago
[–] christian@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One thing I actually really appreciate about Klippenstein is his insistence that good reporting means every congressman's name needs to be prefixed with their age.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they’re all way too old for actually doing their jobs, and Kenny Klipps is there to remind you lest you forget it.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is either fake or truly breaking.

I can't find any info on this.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

https://www.rawstory.com/mitch-mcconnell-falls-down-stairs/

Punchbowl News' Diego Areas Munhoz reports that, after falling down the stairs, the 82-year-old McConnell "got up with the help from some senators and seemed to walk it off as he left."

ooooooooooooooh

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Comrade thrombosis take my energy!

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I want a different timeline.

[–] goferking0 14 points 1 month ago

seemed to walk it off as he left

Day ruined 😭

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

seemed to walk it off as he left

Like that time Hillary Clinton seemed to throw herself in the back of a secret service car? lol

I bet he threw up after the adrenaline dump wore off, man watched his life flash before his eyes and that cannot have been a good time.

[–] FromPieces@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

(don't know anything about this source) rawstory.com/mitch-mcconnell-falls-down-stairs/

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Comrade stairs about to commit way more praxis

We need :stairs-shining:

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Showing my respect and best wishes to the stairs.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Please tell me there’s video of the fall

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Ulysses got sloppy with this one.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Comrade stairs fidel-salute

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

May his convalescence be brief and foreshortened by his patron's arrival to collect his due.

[–] Octagon9561@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

I hope Trump and Netanyahu are next and land upside down at the bottom of the stairs next to some partisans

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are we linking to X? I will never log in

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

So I can libredirect (cool extension, btw) to xcancel

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's hope he dies from his injuries

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

haha get kklip'd.