BREAKING: pelvis
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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I will never ever understand how these ghouls are on the satanic grindset at 82. If I were them I would have tasked one of my 143 hellspawn bastard children with siphoning human blood. What is the point of this rapacious plundering if you are stumbling off a flight of stairs at a stage where you can barely string a sentence together?
It does feel like concrete proof that selling your soul to the donor class is more or less equivalent to selling your soul to the devil.
Praying for a swift end to his situation 
Needed this today.
the feel good story we needed for February
Unfortunately, Senator McConnell landed on his hard-shelled back, minimizing the danger.
Did anyone help him up or do they just walk by and leave him stuck on his back?
Mitch McConnell lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
he has to learn to do it himself like Bender
This sounds like a Replicant answer...
The DOGE-CIA has shot him with the stairs gun.
One thing I actually really appreciate about Klippenstein is his insistence that good reporting means every congressman's name needs to be prefixed with their age.
Yeah, they’re all way too old for actually doing their jobs, and Kenny Klipps is there to remind you lest you forget it.
This is either fake or truly breaking.
I can't find any info on this.
https://www.rawstory.com/mitch-mcconnell-falls-down-stairs/
Punchbowl News' Diego Areas Munhoz reports that, after falling down the stairs, the 82-year-old McConnell "got up with the help from some senators and seemed to walk it off as he left."
Comrade thrombosis take my energy!
I want a different timeline.
seemed to walk it off as he left
Day ruined 😭
seemed to walk it off as he left
Like that time Hillary Clinton seemed to throw herself in the back of a secret service car? lol
I bet he threw up after the adrenaline dump wore off, man watched his life flash before his eyes and that cannot have been a good time.
(don't know anything about this source) rawstory.com/mitch-mcconnell-falls-down-stairs/
Comrade stairs about to commit way more praxis
We need :stairs-shining:
LMAO
Showing my respect and best wishes to the stairs.
Please tell me there’s video of the fall
Ulysses got sloppy with this one.
Comrade stairs 
May his convalescence be brief and foreshortened by his patron's arrival to collect his due.
I hope Trump and Netanyahu are next and land upside down at the bottom of the stairs next to some partisans
Why are we linking to X? I will never log in
So I can libredirect (cool extension, btw) to xcancel
Let's hope he dies from his injuries
haha get kklip'd.