KurtVonnegut

joined 4 years ago
[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't be a PUSSY, eating your CEREAL with a SPOON like a WOMAN. Be a MAN and eat your frosted flakes like a BOSS by putting each flake on your COCK and flicking it into your MOUTH like a REAL ALPHA.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Same way all rich people do: philanthropy and pretty speeches while ignoring materialist solutions to structural problems. Leo has been in movies about blood diamonds and indigenous American genocide, "highlighting" the problems and bringing "awareness" to them.

 

Photo is Leonardo DiCaprio at Jeff Bezos' wedding yesterday.

Alternate title: Liberals when leftists ask them to look at the material conditions.

It is nice, at least, that the more image-conscious rich people are starting to feel shame.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Which one? Are you talking about the guy who said he would arrest Benjamin Netanyahu, or the guy who is on Benjamin Netanyahu's legal team to defend him from the charges of committing war crimes?

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

How dare you question the bravery of Israel's leader. According to trusted media sources, the iron-willed Netanuahu is currently still on Israeli soil. /s

(The Israeli embassy in Greece technically counts as Israeli soil.)

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Business Plot, except this time the CEOs are even worse at business and plots. Probably planned his psy-op with Chat-GPT.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Praetorian Guard Security Services

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as whatever the fuck this is.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago

The entire earth's waters are under the USA's jurisdiction, didn't you know? Maybe you should read some more CNN news stories about China's evil navy trying to take over the South China Sea from the USA, who obviously should have more control over the South China Sea than China does. And the Israeli Navy is just another branch of the American Navy, which has the second largest air force in the world (after the American Air Force).

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

All this AI will be lost... Like code... In the cloud...

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Good point. Those who protested against the Vietnam War were slandered as long-haired hippies. John Brown was called a terrorists for trying to end slavery by the most effective means.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, the redditor is a real person, here is their profile: https://www.reddit.com/user/goon-gumpas/submitted/

Their most frequented subreddits are r/geekboners , r/FoodieBabes , and r/NikkeMobile. It's not AI, it's pure brain-rot.

 

So many things to touch on here. First, calling those who protest against the genocide in Gaze "performers who aren't seen by anyone" is just a result of the intense alienation of late capitalism / imperialism. The nihilistic capitalist feeling that nothing we do matters makes those who care appear to be freaks to those who don't care. Community is replaced by detached, sarcastic snark.

Second, the commenter blaming pro-Palestine comments on Russia and/or bots is just the icing on the redditer cake.

Third, saying that protesters are "exacerbating the problem," and not acknowledging that the IOF, the countries supplying weapons to Israel, or everyone else who refuses to do BDS are the ones actually exacerbating the problem is one of the worst case of ignoring material reality in favor of pure idealism that I've ever seen.

 

Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtR7unv62Wg

Nice little British hit-piece on a historical statue, including "Russian Nationalists" who say the dissolution of the USSR was illegal and one very likable liberal who says that Stalin was bad. Reporter is conservative, and comments are even worse, comparing Stalin to Hitler, etc.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Now we just need an AI Martin Luther to start the Butlerian Jihad.

 

I found this channel when I searched for a Genetically Modified Skeptic video and found this channel stealing his video with an identical title. Also, love that a Paypal link is the first thing in the Bio. Really cutting to the chase.

 

Wonderful analysis. I'm giving World War III a 2/10 on IMDB.

Who is this guy anyway? Farsi/Urdu linguist? Was he running guns across the Iran/Pakistan border for Eric Prince or something?

Also, "The 9/11 War," perfect no notes. Is America literally too racist to care about stopping two of its own proxies from nuking each other???

 

By the way, the r/poppi subreddit has been deleted. Pepsi silencing all dissent. I would say to "pour one out" for Poppi, but I don't recommend buying these sodas, and I don't drink soda in general (water remains undefeated).

 

I think Zuckerberg and Roman Helmet guy are real people (if only barely). The other two sound like bots. Although the existence of an American Flag + Ukrainian Flag + Greek Flag + Irish Flag person is fascinating.

 

Fascism is a death cult, example number 9999999999.

 

Those are all real "characters" by the way.

 

Here's why a nuclear war with Canada would make used cars more affordable:

 

I am starting to realize that the Republican Party has quite literally been captured by nihilistic 4chan pedophile edge-lords. And the Democratic Party is led by Redditors who think they are above 4chan, but really espouse the same policies with a more moderate aesthetic appeal. By the way, this picture makes me want to vomit. mandela wtf-am-i-reading

 

Scratched Liberal 1: "I can excuse mask bans, but I draw the line at ideological purity tests for university professors."

Scratched Liberal 2: "Actually it is a good thing to hunt down and purge left-leaning teachers."

The updated version of the poem should go, "First, they came for the Communists, and I did not speak up, because the Communists disagreed with me when I said that the Russians and Chinese are automatically evil in every situation. We NEED to tell BOTH SIDES of every story. Except when I disagree strongly with one of the sides - then we should send anyone who disagrees with me to a concentration camp."

Also, "As for 'ideology driven,' I'm not quite sure what you mean," is one of the most amazing phrases I have ever read. "As a fish, I am not familiar with this 'water' you speak of." zizek-theory ZE IDOLOGY! sniff IT'S ALL AROUND YOU!

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