Esoteir

joined 4 years ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

eu-cool

defederation gang strikes again stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

uphold hexbear in one instance thought

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

idk i feel like trying to understand this would lead to some king in yellow type shit, like analyzing this is self harm

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

plus dont bring your gosh dang phone

if you absolutely have to for some gosh dang reason, put it in a faraday bag with airplane mode on

if you're getting arrested and you still have your phone on you, turn the phone off to reset your credentials, that way they can't just use face ID to unlock your phone later

also ACAB definitely, certainly includes Hellboy and Abe Sapien, just letting you all know that

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

i was gonna say this sounds like a nae nae ahh jojo stand lmao

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

atp i think im on shit in my pants no 3, no 4 if you count the time i shit my pants but my cheeks perfectly caught the shit in between them like a magician catching a bullet centrist

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

i just wish it didn't post them as 30 foot tall screen-filling PNGs on most of the apps i use lenin-pensive

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard

thought the bit was gonna go in this direction

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

the ONLY way CHUCK SCHUMER is getting TEN DOLLARS is if he gives me SLOPPY TOPPY and then WHILE I'M DISTRACTED BY THE SENSATION he GRABS MY WALLET from my pocket and STEALS THE TEN DOLLARS from me

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago

like dog they don't need your support they force you to support them at gunpoint and have killed countless millions

i-cant

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

don't get me wrong it's a huge achievement for AA games, but I'm failing to see the independence in getting millions of dollars of corporate funding from a third party who then publishes your game for you

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
 

OST for the post: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=L31pory1RpI

"We’re headed for hexbear… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some subreddit we had, huh? Four years ago… pinging the chuds… Posting pig poop balls… And they took it away. We're gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were bears, alright. Slinking around out of spez’s sight, picking up whatever kind of dirty upvotes we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Hexbear… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Shitposts, dunks… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all."

[A flashback plays from 1 day ago, the attack on the_dredge_tank]

”Comrade… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can read UlyssesT's elon posts, and the random twitter feed lib posts… and even the lemmy.world posts… The comms we’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with lemmy, a group above hexbear, even the chapos, and I was the parasite below, feeding off their votes… They came after you in the_dunk_tank, then the_dredge_tank. Lemmy just… keeps growing, federating with everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… comrade… We're gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And we won’t rest… until we do. Our new dunk comm. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we'll make it bigger… better than before… comrade...”

[The helicopter lands at c/commrequest]

”Things have changed, comrade. We pull in upvotes, users, just to combat comm closure. Rubbing our noses in thirty rainbow reply lines, all for a new comm. The site calls for dunks, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. They sent us to c/counterpropaganda… But we’re going even deeper”

”I know… I’m already a joker. Reddit’s not my kind of place anyway.”

”Chapo dot chat, for four whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not logged off, and we’re not reddit shitposters... We’re hexbears.”

”We can dunk, comrade. And you can recruit the badposters that can do it.”

”Just one thing, comrade… This isn’t about the_dunk_tank… We’re fighting for the new comm.”

 
 

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An indie RPG bundle with 500+ games and supplements on itch.io with proceeds going to Florida charities, so far it's raised 160k :trans-ferret:

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