LocalOaf

joined 1 year ago
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

God could my dad drive a car

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

we're getting well-done cooked brains online now, damn

nothing but charred gristle

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Have a pair of pants from them I found thrifting that are great except for the button. It's supposed to slot into a ridge that's cut into the button to fasten, but it always pops loose which is really annoying and takes time securing after you use the bathroom. They're great pants other than that, idk if that button is just kinda a lemon situation or what but watch out for that if you're looking at a pair of pants from them

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

I've seen people wear stuff for an entire year, then return them at the end of that year and get a refund

(Bob Dylan voice)

We've gotta take it back

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

my voice jumped about two octaves when I saw them stand up and wave their lil hands around playing togethercatgirl-heart

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

Homemade pizza chefs-kiss

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago

Hearing a lot of rumors that you've been "banished to the lagoon"

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

a raccoon that visits my yard brought her babies recently!

a baby raccoon is one of the cutest things imaginable, I bet baby chipmunks are just adorable

innocence

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Twirling a lock of hair envisioning "Mx Pepper"

 

lathe-of-heaven

Big wet boy signs an EO to deport Arnold Schwartzenegger back to Austria

"he's a big guy, frankly one of the biggest of all time, but I said many times 'hey he's basically just what if Mitt Romney was juiced?' Not good folks! But he did Apprentice, and it was a total mess, very very disrespectful. So he's going back to where the hell he's from, Australia?? Buh-bye 'Arnie,' you're very nasty! Get him outta here!"

a-little-trolling

 

🇰🇵 juche-WPK chairman-meow

They're mischievous lil' shits sometimes but oh my God I love them so much catgirl-cry catgirl-heart

 

It's so sick to me that one of my favorite rappers is also into trve kvlt black metal and had a whole side project for it

 

May you all get presents with nice boxes to jump in and a nice treaty-treat todaychairman-meow

 

lathe-of-heaven

Sleepy Joe gets a bunch of V-22s painted like reindeer and Marine One painted like a sled for some bullshit "Christmas with The Troops" event

an Osprey crashes into the White House

biden-fall fire 🚁corona-whitehouse fire

Chuds immediately claim it's Chinese/Iranian sabotage and want to go to war despite no evidence

Trump posts an AI slop pick of John McCain piloting the crashing Osprey with Biden as his copilot asleep in the cockpit with no caption

 

Acknowledge, accept, offend! Wa-ha-ha!

waluigi-stalin

 

Dusty screams, through doors and imaginary floors

"Why can't you miss me?"

Pistol pete removes the final breaths from her unkind and she is shaken

What does this mean

in love or in peace?

With you lying next to me

So faithless serene

And she calls to him

Let the waste cross the ancient trails

to you

Far out

beneath the sorrow clouds

Let them taste the bitter lost mistake of you

Let them cry out through your rusted scars

Alone he roams inside the ordinary catacombs of her waiting

With raven hands she steals and staggers towards her man

Still scorned by his demon

Because he's undone

Become the language of

Disaster and love, vengeance and dust

And she calls to him

Let the waste cross the ancient trails

to you

Far out

beneath the sorrow clouds

Let them taste the bitter lost mistake of you

Let them cry out through your rusted scars

Dusty screams, through doors and imaginary scenes

Of hurt and teardrop

As he holds her down, in the cold lonely winds

Together again, her inside him

And she calls to him

Let the waste cross the ancient trails

to you

Far out beneath the sorrow clouds

Let them taste the bitter lost mistake

of you

Let them cry out through your rusted scars

 

Yim yum horchata meow-fiesta

Mix four scoops in a shaker cup with soy-cutie and baby, you got a stew goin' lady-doge

also it's vegan-vegan

Really happy with this, big recommend

Would drink as a regular beverage or meal replacement shake even if I wasn't looking for high protein supplementation for gainz

For your health! professor-helper-wave

 

Fwiw, am a really thrifty/frugal broke near hermit

Depression's improved to the point I'm not concerned with it being a risk to myself and am currently nogunz except for varmint air guns

Considering dropping like two grand on a nice rifle ak47 and equipment and training with it alongside my gym routinelady-doge

Debating getting either a KUSA KR-101X or a Keltec RFB and an optic and chest rig/plates and pouches, spare mags, etc for either

The KR-101X is a 5.56 AKM/74 clone that takes AR mags and looks pretty good from what I've seen, the RFB is a .308 bullpup DMR (I'm kinda a tankie and a big Halo dork, so both have their appeals)

Live in a state with a 10 round mag restriction, so that's leaning me towards the RFB.

Thoughts?

Dunno if there's a loophole for larger mags or a SBR "pistol" janet-wink that might be a better option

Am I being a dumbass?

Should I get a pistol or a .22LR plinker first? Should I not drop a used car price on a rifle I might never have to actually use aside from playing at the range and running drills as a hobby?

@Tervell@hexbear.net pls lend me your wisdom and recs

 

wtyp-gang (November Kelly voice) 1960s woman dysphoria

Also the source of the "Death Grips (Next Grips)" sample from their debut EP

(I'm pretty sure it's this and not the Nancy Sinatra version but I might be wrong)

 

Love me some Brynn soviet-heart marisad

Her interviews with Michael S Judge and matt-jokerfied are really good too if you haven't seen them and Beep Beep Lettuce and Generation Loss are always good listens too imo

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