ElChapoDeChapo

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Armadillos, of all the animals, have easiest time suckin their own dick in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

What about hedgehogs? They don't call em hogs for nothing no-copyright

Ah yes. Darth Vader, who kills children, Tai Lung, who felt entitled to be the Dragon Warrior, and Hitler, who is Hitler. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

oof, good point

Ah yes. Darth Vader, who kills children, Tai Lung, who felt entitled to be the Dragon Warrior, and Hitler, who is Hitler. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago

Ah thanks I missed that, Ninjago was after my time

I was more of the Bionicle generation

Ah yes. Darth Vader, who kills children, Tai Lung, who felt entitled to be the Dragon Warrior, and Hitler, who is Hitler. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 5 hours ago (7 children)

Yeah the lego one is just baffling to me, am I supposed to know who that is?

[Approaching you with my hat in my hands] Sir, may I have an Obamna Soda too? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

Sorry all outbof Obama soda but can I interest you in a Muhammed Ali energy drink?

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 7th to July 13th, 2025 - Sanctions on Russia: The Sequel in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Alright how do we get the butlerian jihad going ASAP?

Donald Trump threatens to take away Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Chuds are still mad at Jane Fonda even though it's been over 50 years

The End of the Burgerreich in c/memes@hexbear.net
Kota (developer of diethex.net) appreciation post. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This legit rules and I will now start using this on mobile

Wish we had a similar option for blorp to just play the audio when I don't have good enough service for video

Why is an 8 year old being filmed coping and seething about RCV? in c/gossip@hexbear.net
The White House has posted cringe again in c/gossip@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What's really gross about this is how the new Superman movie is obviously a refutation of Trump and everything he stands for

Chuds online are already pissing and moaning and shitting and crying about Superman going woke

Like yeah, capeshit sucks but this is genuinely better than any of the capeshit we've gotten since before the MCU ran superhero movies into the ground

Hasan commits a war crime in front of Mahmoud in c/gossip@hexbear.net
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Yeah I'm not even a fan of milk in tea but this is infinitely worse

Rare Hasan L

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We're watching DBZ til about 3 EST (hexbear.net)
 

https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine

Get in nerds goku-halal vegeta-stare

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Neckbeards ragequit Elden Ring be like (hexbear.net)
 

*attempts to tear fedora in half before giving up *

M'LENIA!!!

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Even pokémon are affected by the tariffs (hexbear.net)
 

trump-kaneki

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Well, that was one way to stop the beanis posting (hexbear.net)
 

All my beanis gone

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I never gave a shit about 9/11 or 1/6 or 10/7 but 2/11 is a day that will live in infamy (hexbear.net)
 

Where's our day of remembrance? Who do we get to invade for this?

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You guys really love Family Guy huh (hexbear.net)
 

peter-running

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Comrades, please remember to leave a plate of black coffee out for David Lynch (youtu.be)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net
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peter-running just don't leave out Folgers, biggest mistake of my life

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Iggy (hexbear.net)
 

amogus

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:liberal-scratched: (hexbear.net)
 

Seems like a useful one to have these days

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Really could use some help right now (hexbear.net)
 

I didn't want to make a post asking for this last week because it seemed like there were a lot of comrades who needed help more than me for rent and stuff but I really could use a bit of assistance

I lost my job and haven't been able to get the back pay I'm owed and also I don't think I can even qualify for unemployment due to having been an "independent contractor" and not an employee

I don't need rent money because I live with my parents but things are really tight right now and I may not be able to buy groceries without a bit of cash

Also I have an unexpected expense this week because I got a date for the first time in almost a year and I already asked her out to a movie without realizing I would have to spend the last of my money on something else this last weekend so I would really prefer not to feel embarrassed about being poor by telling her we have to change plans

DM me for my info or just post a comment here making fun of me for being a loser and I will thank you for bumping my post

Even just $50 would be enough to get by, $100 would have me feeling a lot more comfortable and any more will have me feeling like I got too much but in all honesty I may spend the extra on drugs for me and treats for my dog

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I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a beanis today (hexbear.net)
 
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This is what they took from us (hexbear.net)
 

Finding out that Raichu had an evolution in gen 1 that got cut has retroactively ruined my childhood

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