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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Hitler and his compatriots: a scary tall guy with magic powers. A ...cartoon tiger, and a Lego piece?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah the lego one is just baffling to me, am I supposed to know who that is?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It makes sense that Hitler is a hero if you're, well, a fascist, so.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nazis were all cowards anyway. Attacked and brutalised the Soviet territories then either killed themselves or ran crying to the British and Americans when the red army advanced into Germany.

So much for the iron willed aryan master race.

finally a good comment from some random ass lemmy instance

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Does it because I feel like if you're a fascist you'd be opposed to the guy who killed your idol.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"all I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, hirohito!"

-adolf hitler, kung fu aryan

[–] Leegh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

“Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!!” -Adolf Hitler, during Operation Barbarossa

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Hitler, who is Hitler" having the same cadence as "X, son of Y" is very funny to me

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Hitler-Upon-Hitlershire

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

i wish a very pit into barbara-pit for every nazi, nazi lover and their nazi friends.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did Tai Lung do anything to merit being sealed in a mega prison for a decade? I don't remember the movie that well but I think he just got into a scrap with his martial arts master which is "night in the drunk tank, six months probation" material not life imprisonment material.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Trashed up the valley in his rage iirc. After he escaped prison the whole valley was preemptively evacuated

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Necessary for what? big-honk

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s not Hitler, it’s Bruno Ganz

Hitler, who is Hitler.

Bruno Ganz, who was Hitler

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel like this was constructed by AI, but prompted by an edgy 14 year old.