Keld

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's like with flossing, you have to keep going until your gums stop bleeding.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

When you do it with lasagna sheets they call it Italian sashimi

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 15 points 6 hours ago

If kid starver decided to unilaterally close down the city of London and arrest everyone in there from one day to the next, I would in fact have to give it to him.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 20 points 14 hours ago

Yaoi Gargarin

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago

The subclavicular muscle literally just sits there to keep the clavicle down, it's a fascist tendon.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago

Bigfoot is actually the wandering jew.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago

Well it isn't, but Francis made a whole deal about it and you even had a couple of priests call him a heretic for it.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Like with all admissions of the Catholic church the answer is "Yes, but". The clarification is that there is no such place as purgatory, you can't go to purgatory. Purgatory is a process that happens to you in heaven.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Literally no one masks at my uni or at the hospital. I don't even use that as a meaningful exaggeration, I mean that I have not seen a mask either place. Not even at the lung disease clinic.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

As a Christian I believe the death penalty is an effective tool for suppression of certain ideas :)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Didn't the Catholic Church clarify that purgatory is fake.

 

That's right kids. Jesus. Imagine me sitting on a reversed chair.

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