Im sick of them trying to force chatgpt AI into everything now too, to keep the grift going. I just want dente pasta
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dente pasta
that's italian for toothpaste i think
Real pasta heads eat their pasta raw CRONCH
When you do it with lasagna sheets they call it Italian sashimi
Yimyum oww my gums
It's like with flossing, you have to keep going until your gums stop bleeding.
Ok that actually made me cringe lmao
Okay, but toss that dry pasta in some oil and herbs and bake it and you got yourself a quality snack.
Nahhhh you cook the pasta al dente, then finish it off in your sauce with a splash of pasta water. It doesn’t end up al dente, the noodles soften up and absorb sauce, making them starchier so the sauce sticks to them better!