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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im sick of them trying to force chatgpt AI into everything now too, to keep the grift going. I just want dente pasta

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

dente pasta

that's italian for toothpaste i think

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Real pasta heads eat their pasta raw CRONCH

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

When you do it with lasagna sheets they call it Italian sashimi

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's like with flossing, you have to keep going until your gums stop bleeding.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Ok that actually made me cringe lmao

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Okay, but toss that dry pasta in some oil and herbs and bake it and you got yourself a quality snack.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Nahhhh you cook the pasta al dente, then finish it off in your sauce with a splash of pasta water. It doesn’t end up al dente, the noodles soften up and absorb sauce, making them starchier so the sauce sticks to them better!