I’ve seen that once over a decade ago hella weed high with my best friend (rest in pieces, love) and I remember nothing. now it’s on the top of my list. Thank you!

May I ask what this is? I don’t recognize it.

Ehehehe gotem

Better with the top line cut off

Driving is DEFINITELY for Salvia. DO YOUR RESEARCH

I mean… it does say “Crush” in the original title. But not everyone knows what that means.

So much love from my boi, myself, and my partner! This emergency couldn’t have gone more smoothly. Also people like you are why i love this…site? Blahaj seems like a collection of some of the best people, too. Thank you for caring for this internet stranger and their cat, and thank you so much again again for offering to help. <3

That’s mainly cuz they go through bottles very quickly! We have so many sauces at my house, it takes a year+ to go through some of the most spicy bois. Definitely need to fridge ’em. There’s only one kind that can stay out cuz i slam through tons of it every time we pizza. Some mango habanero sauce with a… Yorker cap? Whatever you call the twisty pointy cap.

Yeah! The tip never touches the vinegar, and you can move it around a bunch because the sloshing vinegar never touches the cone tip. The flies can’t get back out from the cone tip, they don’t understand how it works. I used to have a dirty roommate and have used this trap tons of times when he’d leave empty beer bottles and stuff around.

I’ve also heard of soap! I’ve never tried it though, because this fruit fuck paradise trap works amazingly and is fascinating.

There’s an example here, but i have perfected it by using slightly thicker paper, trimming the cone 2cm above the jar’s lid for aesthetics, putting fruit slices in there, and making the cone’s tip much smaller (maybe 5mm to 1cm wide at the tip.)

It never fails. It’s amazing. And once they’re in full fuckfest mode and larvae start to spawn, it’s fascinating.

Edit: you absolutely want apple cider vinegar. Red wine vinegar or actual wine might also work, but apple cider is what I have had AMAZING success with.

Yus! They’re super not bad to freeze, it just changes their chemical construction a bit. I use frozen bananas for smoothies, and super overripe brown bananas for banana bread! Fruit flies just hate frozen bananas, so you can’t use them for fly traps.

Yeah! Put 2-3cm of apple cider vinegar into a jar, and slice up bananas (i put strawberries in there too so they don’t have to eat the same thing every day.) then roll a cone out of hard paper or thin cardboard. Tape it to the top of the jar, so the cone’s tip goes about 1-2cm from the vinegar (the bananas and whatnot should be slightly protruding from the vinegar.) The wide end of the cone should be wider than the mouth of the jar, sealed up with tape around the jar’s mouth.

Fruit flies CANNOT resist it. Within a day there will be no more flies in your house, and the jar you’ve made will be a fruit fly fuckfest paradise. The vinegar attracts them and makes the fruit not rot, so the trap you put in the basement and forgot about for months won’t get all stinky.

Edit: oh yeah the original question! Yeah if you use frozen bananas, the fruit flies hate them hahaha

Hot sauce collector here, heaps of sauces specify they need to be refrigerated after opening.