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same, I haven't tried any of the newer games; breeder kings 3, communitoria 3 or blobropa colonialis 5.

i love slow and intricate single player sim/strategy games but every time i've tried to play one "game" of paradox I haven't been able to "finish" (make it to the end of the timeline) before they release some expansion that makes old saves unplayable.

i've tried to play eu4 many many times and tried to get little sugar islands in the caribbean or tried to make an asian country survive against the western devils and just can't make it to the 1700s

americans make fun of brits for having fairly normal looking teeth, meanwhile americans have weird shiny white teeth that they feel the need to show off to the world doing this face:

love doing left-right-left-right through eight different narrow alleys to go semi-diagonally instead of making one turn on a normal road and get there quicker and easier

Hey straight fellas: if you're only gonna be nice to The Wife once this year, why not make it today, the day she will most expect? (If you do it another day, she will suspect you're feeling guilty about something.)

Buy some heart-shaped whatevers, some red roses, and why not chocolates, women be loving chocolates am I right? Stimulate the economy and maybe your dying sex life by spending money at the mall on the way back from the email factory. Healthy Relationship™

Give the least guilty among them the Puyi treatment, let them tie their own shoes, live in a little apartment and work a boring job for 30 years in a very controlled setting

remind me of that outsider artist who had thousands of unpublished journals with illustrations.

that narrows it down to only 75% of outsider artists or so

look at all those redditors "boycotting" the olympics ~~because genociders are allowed to participate~~ because a brave hero wasn't allowed to wear his special hero helmet

outlaw gaming streaming.

if you stream without speaking, don't show your face and don't have a chat, then you can apply for a temporary streaming permit at the people's ministry of electronic entertainment, 6th floor, open every other wednesday 7-7.15AM

I love American Standard Male clothing. It's so ugly and must be humiliating to wear. Baggy work shirts that look like shit. Floppy ass boxers that don't hold your junk up and serve no purpose other than maybe preventing your pants from smelling like ass/balls (American Standard Males apparently hate intimate hygiene). Office chinos the color of cardboard, baggy and tight at the same time to make your legs look carrot-shaped. Shoes and baseball hat must be worn at all times, including indoors, in bed, during sex, while pooping, and possibly even while showering at this point.

The leg warmers are cool because it's taking an item that already exists and repurposing it for an American Standard Male audience, so it needs to be uglier, less comfortable, more humiliating and will slide down your legs because wearing things that fit your body is feminine/european coded.

This is a good chance for some chinese or russian grey-area service to collect all this music and make a spotify killer that works in the west (like netease and kugou don't)

(CW: "yellowface" that would make even nick mullen uncomfortable) have you seen cloud atlas?

I'm more of a Wusu person, but wouldn't mind a Tsingtao