damn, wonder if some united central europe ever fought some kind of alliance that included Russia, China and the US. if so, must have been a beautiful display of anti-fascism and anti-imperialism. go europe!
Krem
joined 4 years ago
old scientists, too
"remember that rabbit we saw in 1904?"
"yup"
"it's back"
that ryanair fucker has been talking about this for like 20 years to get free press in shitty tabloids
"Bricks"
Xi has a bunch of friends that he hangs out with. They play classic boardgames like Catan, hence the group is called "Bricks". Trump is in his room listening to broadway musicals on headphones while the friends play games in the living room. The whole episode is from Trump's POV as he has to pretend to not care about the cool friends having fun. Every time he leaves the room, to go to the fridge to get a snack or to go to the toilet etc, he passes by the friends playing, and each time he makes increasingly awkward comments about how he actually makes a lot of money and doesn't actually need to share an apartment with another guy. Xi has to wait until Trump is back in his room to smooth the situation over
one loaf of this please
and one of these
spoiler
can't wait to have a bronut in my mouth
Last name for a first name. McKenzie Blorp from Genocide Falls, West Dakohio.
Anderson Cooper is patient zero
You don't understand. you can use multiple soy milks on a single bean
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everything looks sweat-stained, stale and stinky
hey patrick h willems, make a 50minute video about sleazy LA police stations in 90's action movies please (maybe he already made one) and make it snappy, i don't want to watch 20 minutes of lore about employees that i don't get because i didn't watch any other videos in order
Lots of bullshit details here.
China expert was in China for a whole 18 months as an anglo expat english teacher. expat english teachers are famously known to learn much about the cultures in which they live. in no way do most of them make mostly expat friends, go to expat bars and eat at western slop restaurants
First thing they noticed about China: the macdongles is different! Surely this offers some insight into the asian mind.
The difference: I'm sure we've all seen the old redditesque urban legend where someone's dad prides himself of not cleaning up after eating, because being a messy dickhead "creates jobs". apparently, the chinese are a whole nation of redditor dads, which is now a socialist virtue. because there's nothing more socialist than creating work by wasting people's time, especially in a country that could maybe hire people to reforest the desert or work in a solar cell factory.
personally, I don't eat at mcdangols, whether in china or elsewhere, but I use their toilets frequently so i've been inside their corporate-imperialist embassies many times. chinese maccy-eaters are in no way more messy than westerners.
where can I find the sequels "Bad Gateway" and "Gateway Time-Out"?
are they considered bad canon like the Brian Herbert Dunes?
pretty cool that an asian newspaper is casually orientalist. qing dynasty dude, creepy dragon, indian people barefoot and wrapped in saris
garrisonesque, but not enough labels, what's the flute supposed to represent
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aim the remote at your dongle. press 7336664447777. you've now unlocked advanced dong settings. use the volume button to grow or shrink your thingy, and the mute button to mute it (not as useful as it sounds)