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These questions are terrible and incredibly vague. I got bored and just did the neutral option for all of them.
I think it is very telling that being "neutral" on a quiz like this gets you a fascist. All of this shit just exists as a means of normalising fascist ideas.
Not sure if this helps, but I intentionally seeked out “chud” “luddite” and “doomer” extremes and it also spit out Meloni.
Meloni had some message dissing Trump recently, it was hilarious to see the Clinton/Obama libs on Bluesky say literally "omg I love her 😍". Both right and "left" normies are incoherent and detached from reality.
In this era of post-materialism
This person needs to be sent straight to the pit.
When Americans (or a lot of westerners) say "materialism" what they mean is "consumerism", and they're trying to frame the fact that no one can afford anything anymore as some kind of personal choice, that someone chooses to be a "post-materialist" which just means too poor to afford all the plastic bullshit they used to buy.
This is what you get when Amerikkkans try to do political "analysis" despite their entire political "education" being reading the cliffnotes of a children's book written by a british imperial cop
I got Greta Thunberg. No complaints. What a silly test though
Thunberg is among the least doompilled of us all, this quiz ain't shit
32% Dubai chocolate 
68% Labubu
Can someone explain the davos/dubai spectrum to me
The website itself calls it "globalism versus nationalism". Based off the questions it's about whether you want to spread 
or set up an alternative world order like the evil authoritarians 
, which I guess includes the UAE
i absolutely love when there's a wacky dichotomy of two choices where both are absurd ideas thought up by people possessed by angry ghosts.
are you a rare steak carnivore or do you want to eat bugs? are you a based nofap grindset traditionalist or are you a spotify onlyfans funkopop collector? are you a truck-driving country music fan or a plane-hopping swiftie? is your dream house a mcmansion in a car-centric suburb or a sleazy penthouse condo? choose wisely.
Thanks I hate it
what the shit.
favorite question:
It is funny when people with shitty political views die.
there is a lot of confusing questions, most of them could be interpreted multiple ways that would flip the axis they are measuring. anyway here's my result i don't know how to feel about it:
Sometimes I wasn't sure whether to answer based on my ideal or what I think social reality is. Like obviously a lot of hateful speech is treated as free speech.
I'm 19% chud?!?! 
....It's cause I did neutral on the alternative girls (I'm GAY idc about alt girls) and did neutral on crackheads on busses (I felt like, reading the question, it was asking me if I advocate for more crackheads on busses, which no...I advocate for the crackheads to be left alone when they're riding the bus - not for crackhead-only buses!!!)
Very funny that I still got Zohran though
19% chud ....sorry abc 
this harder for me than it looks
I answered 'millions must die' for the ideal world one because I implicitly understood myself to be part of the millions, so go ahead 
The outcome is entirely dependent on your online porn habits btw
Thunberg is also on that daily grind? TIL
Might I suggest a trigger warning for extreme prejudice in the quiz? It's obviously made by a channer type
I recognise the URL as the name of a British Youtuber that makes politics videos and they had this smell of edgy centrist arrogance: claiming to be above it all and having an "objective" outlook, while eating from the trashcan of ideology 
I remember him proposing a new city in northern England to house "refugees" from Hong Kong and it would have all the same laws as Hong Kong because mercantilism good, ignore the coffin homes
Brother I found this quiz on the ~~side of the road~~ Ed Zitron's bluesky
Oh it's literally horrible. I didn't even know how to answer some of the questions so just hit neutral.
I'll take it
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I got Homer Simpson
damn they called you a liberal
i hate it (at least I'm cool and woke)
also,
"lab grown meat" is unnecessary, there are already much better options like soy meat, there's no point in making living meat tissue. but the negative options are "i like meat" "bill gates microchip vaccines lab meat waah" so fuck this quiz
"lab grown meat" is unnecessary, there are already much better options like soy meat, there's no point in making living meat tissue. but the negative options are "i like meat" "bill gates microchip vaccines lab meat waah" so fuck this quiz
I agree lab grown meat for eating is silly. Lab grown fur/leather on the other I think would be awesome. Having all the advantages of fur/leather in a garment without harming an animal harmed amazing. Also way more economical because you'd wear an item for years instead of just shitting out a burger.
I got Zach Polanski.
As far as I can tell I got 12% Chud because I said neutral on there is too many crack addicts on the subway (because it's a poorly phrased question) and neutral on the oversimplified brands because who care?
I think I took a hit because I said Alt Girls are Sexy. To which I demand a dispensation as an alt trans girl myself, my opinion is completely different to some Chud. I'm personally very sexy and the other alt trans girls I date are sexy.
who care?
Why not choose "who cares?" then?
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Oh I probably didn't read it properly I saw the strongly agree etc
Got 0% chud, my match Greta.
Edit: just coming back to do a victory lap, y'all can't touch my chud stat!
I got Hasan Piker .-.
We hang our heads in resignation. Himbo caste, predetermined.
Hellword spectrum Davos-Dubai
Oh wow, so I'm 50/50 on Internationalist vs. National, and I'm leaning slightly Neo-Luddite only because we live in capitalism, and I'm 89% woke (I wonder what questions I answered that got me this...? What defines that as 'woke'?) And I'm pretty doomer with a little bit of hope. I mean, if you're in the Philippines, it'll do that, with the constant politicking and the suppression of geuine leftists, but just because I know things are bad and are going to get worse, doesn't mean I'm going to stop, I guess.
I got Claudia Sheinbaum
Ok. I will give it that. I thought it was more fun then most of these tests
I got Lula (President of Brazil)
