Homer_Simpson

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Trump calls for the arrest and execution of Democratic lawmakers who urged military service members to refuse unlawful orders in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Which emoji do you think more people should know about? Please use it in a sentence in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
Bitcoin is quietly imploding in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Call me when it's down enough to fuck Michel Saylor or when Tether implodes

[CW NSFL] Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob?????????? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Somehow this explains why Trump switched parties.

Here we go. Megyn Kelly "There's a Big Difference Between 15 and 5" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Websters dictionary defines ....

US Inequality Is Way Past Revolution Time in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Even if they wanted to, no one knows how to dissent without shooting up a walmart or a pharmacy

John Fetterman hospitalized: what we know [More inside] in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Havana syndrome

People get so fucking weird about seeing people read in public. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No they don't. You're projecting or something idk.

In this thread we try to remember all the various colors that poop can have and what they mean without googling it in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Bright green means you ate green crayons

Gavin Newsom is at Twitchcon, trying to hang out with the top Twitch streamers in c/gossip@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hassan has a chance to redeem himself in the funniest way possible

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Idea for a bit: Calling ICE on Israelis (hexbear.net)
California Prop 50 in c/electoralism@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol I ain't reading all that

be honest in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I assume the one on the right fucks dogs?

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Overhead photo of Trump parade crowd (hexbear.net)
 
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Joe Biden.jpg (frinkiac.com)
 
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Coronavirus Pandemic, day 16. (hexbear.net)
 

If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are super sanitized and my butt is super clean. Down to 1599 rounds of ammo (dropped 1 round down the heat vent while doing daily inventory). Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction but I have my dogs.. for now.. (I'm soaking their food in BBQ sauce in an attempt to marinate them from the inside in case I have to eat them) . I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Neighbors have attempted to leap from windows to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Blew through most Netflix series so may have to rewatch some again..Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate with me to help preserve my sanity

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xAI was happy to put "white genocide" stuff BACK into Grok's system prompt without second thought. (smol.news)
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Trump Exempts Phones, Computers, Chips From ‘Reciprocal’ Tariffs (www.bloomberg.com)
 

Huge China win

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Numerous reports of police being called to screenings of A Minecraft Movie (www.timesnownews.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
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Even if it's a forced meme to promote the movie, it's still pretty entertaining

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Here's how Jimmy Carter can still win! (hexbear.net)
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We need to commit to this bit regardless of who win the election (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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"You just don't understand how elections work"

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Ernest goes to Israel (www.youtube.com)
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How Ozempic, Mounjaro, and Wegovy Could Transform Food Economics (joanbreibart80bites.substack.com)
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The Iranian hacked JD Vance Dossier has been published!!! (www.kenklippenstein.com)
 

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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