Homer_Simpson

joined 6 years ago
[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

It's going to be dimmer than a full moon

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I've been following Reflect Orbital since they started. Terrible awful idea. I can't believe they have gotten funding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkjyeI0ykGM

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's worth it Mamdani!!

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

I got Homer Simpson

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

When I listen to a really good song,I start nodding my head like I'm saying "yes" to every beat. Yes! Yes! Yes! This rocks! And then sometimes I switch it up like--No! No! No! Don't stop a-rockin'!

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I guarantee this is part of a mulitmillion dollar PR campaign to rebuild his image.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Quick! Name 3 people who aren't Jackie Chan

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

One is a swamp

 
 
 

If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are super sanitized and my butt is super clean. Down to 1599 rounds of ammo (dropped 1 round down the heat vent while doing daily inventory). Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction but I have my dogs.. for now.. (I'm soaking their food in BBQ sauce in an attempt to marinate them from the inside in case I have to eat them) . I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Neighbors have attempted to leap from windows to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Blew through most Netflix series so may have to rewatch some again..Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate with me to help preserve my sanity

 

Huge China win

 

Even if it's a forced meme to promote the movie, it's still pretty entertaining

 

"You just don't understand how elections work"

 

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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