I still sound like the Shaggs. Send help.

Sheep tremble and here come the s

Shit, you just can not catch a fucking break, huh?

Cold temps will cause that to happen on an older battery -- they lose capacity as the temperature drops, but sometimes they regain a tiny bit of voltage after you leave everything off for a little while (or when the weather gets a little bit warmer). Since this is a car that sat unused for more than a couple of months, yeah, that battery is likely toast.

If you have a friend with a garage and a battery trickle charger with a "recondition"/repair function (they're typically like $20-25 on Amazon), that might bring it back from the dead for a few months or so, but it takes a long time (8-12 hours or more) for that to run. Probably not helpful in your current situation, but maybe something to keep in mind if you do try to keep the old battery as a backup/spare.

And on the 22nd day, she emerged from the wine cave

Home decorating goals

And it's a silly point to make -- he could easily have started out on a flipped right-handed guitar, and then switched to a lefty in the past 25 years. Christ, even the one in the photo is just a $500-600 Epiphone, not some jagoff dentist custom shop piece made from endangered tree species. I could have picked up that exact model off of Reverb for under $400 pre-pandemic. I didn't, because I'm not in a jazz band, a baby boomer, or someone who jerks off in the mirror while wearing a Malcolm Young mask (but I repeat myself...), but you get the idea.

There are a lot of good fuckin' reasons to rag on Blinken (like the fact that in that photo, he's playing a Neil Young song that trashes neoliberal imperialist capitalism, in Kyiv, without a fucking hint of irony), but "playing guitar left-handed while being 60 years old is bourgeois, ackshually" is a deeply weird hill to die on.

The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have funny clown hammered everyone here.

It's OK, it's a $600 Epiphone. OP performed no investigation, and therefore has forfeited his right to you know, the thing

It's hard to tell at this resolution, but I'm pretty sure that's an Epiphone, not a Gibson -- the first letter in the logo looks like an E instead of a G, there are too many letters' descenders/"tails" hanging below the baseline at the beginning of the logo, and the headstock shape isn't as flared/shallow as a Gibson. That's like a $600 guitar brand new.

Comparison images:

OP, I really do not appreciate you making me white-knight on behalf of left-handed guitar players. Report to !selfcrit@hexbear.net immediately for reeducation.

Edit: OK, yeah, that's an Epiphone. I found a grainy but super-high-res alternate photo from Reuters; here's a closeup of the headstock:

Taken from here:
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/blinken-guitar-hand-tells-ukraine-keep-rockin-free-world-2024-05-14/

Is all the world jails and churches?