Dort_Owl

joined 5 months ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago

I fucking snorted lmao

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I get the feeling that the whole redditor "Who hurt you?" thing is a consequence of media trying to make sympathetic villains by giving them a back story like "They're evil because they were hurt in their tragic backstory."

All it did was teach people that "traumatized = bad/wrong person."

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 39 points 13 hours ago (13 children)

would be more immersive if character had vocals.

Ffs read. FUCKING READ. FUCKING LEARN TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION TO GIVE VOICES TO THE WORDS YOU ARE READING.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 14 hours ago

tenna-bow

I bow to you! ty ty ty this is so cursed I love it

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He's our new security camera and he's seen everything

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (7 children)

I think capitalists would rather wedge into Linux and enshittify it than outright make it illegal.

I get the feeling the moment Linux gets popular enough, some techbros are going to get their claws into it just like they do everything else. Valve making Linux popular through Steam Deck etc is good for now. But everything always goes the same way eventually once private companies get involved. Capitalists are experts at taking the hard work of passionate people and stripping the copper out of it for profit until it's just a shell.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

porky-happy

"Why would you want a computer that can be customised to your liking and can have an open source OS Distro that is fully under your control, when you can buy a new AI, spyware and marketing bloated phone that we will update to not work with any of our apps in 2 years. Greedy old fashioned poors! Fine, if you insist on being like that we're just going force all the bad parts of Phones into all new computers."

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 35 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (10 children)

Someone edit it and flip the mouth upside down hehehe please I am begging

 

It's about a notoriously badass Yakuza that ditches the Yakuza life to become a househusband. Basically it has one joke (haha scary guys knitting menacingly) but it does it well from what I've read. It's a comfy read that will make you smile.

The one where he reunites with his old boss and makes his dog a sweater is a good one iirc.

He also gets into a fight with a Roomba.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 15 hours ago

No, but capitalism is

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

They might get a kick out of Bridesmaids. My parents loved that.

 
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This is so wild that I choose to believe it's an elaborate bit

 

RIP 😔

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Don't show emotion, don't be weird looking and whatever you do, don't be neurodivergent.

Oh and if I catch you wearing anything outside of the approved fashion I will mock you. What do you mean you're poor? Cringe.

How you present yourself to the others matters, sweety. As good leftists we have to be super normal so we can earn the respect and support of people who hate you.

Why yes I tell people to "get help" as a punchline, why do you ask?

 
 
 

A poor understanding of internet privacy and security (and why it's important).

Poor understanding of technology outside of social media.

Hatred of Millennials.

Consumerist throwaway culture.

A return of bootstrap mentality.

A return of "Fuck you got mine!"

A return of edgelord shock humor.

Everyone is boomer.

 

Something good happen this week? Made some progress in your org? Hear some uplifting news? See a cool bug? Share it here!

 

Don't let me catch you in here being silly

 

I'm out here educating blind nuns like the one true leftist I am and meanwhile my ass is jiggling and dancing like an idiot. Embarrassing! It scares people off.

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