this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2026
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[–] Sabbo@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago

Yes. What the hell is wrong with you

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 90 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is unironically the America they are fighting to protect. Two kids indoctrinated into repressive ideologies from birth who don't have the ability to read a sign nor a guardian who cares enough to protect them from imminent danger.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Their parents are too busy transvestigating the girl with the dyed hair and a septum piercing running the coffee food truck to notice their kids are in eminent danger.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

They are lecturing her about how she’s entitled because her parents never told her no and bragging about how putting their kids in mortal danger builds character

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The angle of his elbow makes it look like he's holding a lil coors light.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The America where a kid with a mullet can't enjoy a coors light while watching nascar in front of a fence they're not allowed to stand in front of and harassing a girl dressed up like the handmaid's tale isn't my America!

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 day ago

Wife said I was a heavy drinker, told her that can't be the case cause I only drink lite

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This kid is holding a mtn dew and his dad is standing behind the camera holding the coors light.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Do’nt rede gud

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Communists don't care that poor white trash like to watch cars go vroom.

The culture war and its consequences have been a disaster

It's more the fact that both these kids are very clearly being indoctrinated. This is textbook Mennonite, at least the girl.

Also no need to call anyone white trash, both these kids will likely grow up, go to UT, then live in Nashville and be libs.

[–] Ekranoplane@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who DOESN'T like watching cars go vroom tbh

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pure leftist car racing: two high speed trains on tracks next to each other, going exactly the same speed, both drivers get participation medals

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We should bring back coal stoked steam engines and drag race with them

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Cars is bourgeois

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

i'm sure there are californians voluntarily moving to flyoverland, but why do they presume any of the cool ones are?

[–] regul@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My sister-in-law in California had some neighbors that moved to Tennessee during COVID, but little Timmy wasn't good enough at football there to make it on the varsity squad, so they moved back.

Got his shit kicked in by Baby Gronk. Poor lil' feller, they ought not 'a done that; he was just a boy.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The year of the “commiefornia exodus” has been every single year for what, 30 years now?

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago

I know of a lot of fash who moved from cali to texas for "taxes"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Take it from a redneck lefty. No one COMES here, the poor fools end up here or are stuck here.

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You awake one morning in a timeslip and travel back to 1985

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] billgamesh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you not have those fits where you live? I see people dressed like that all the time

Not a zipper in sight, just people living in the moment

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

NGL that looks fun as fuck.

But that Amish girls family is running a pretzel stand, and their pretzels rock, would love to eat one while watching stock cars.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Caifornia literally is worth too much for its own good. Why the fuck are you whining about higher property values!?

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Cool car though