FnordPrefect

Diseases is just an anagram for "DEI asses"! and that's good enough for me!

Me in 2027: Ah for the halcyon days of being able to confidently refer to any (or even all of them collectively) of the highly contagious diseases wreaking havoc in the country as "plague" without risk of causing confusion

The Democrats fabricated all of the evidence! .... which doesn't exist! Just ask Dang-O Boingo!

But no, it's never enough! I committed war crimes to distract you people, but you just can't let it go!

Without tough action, its voracious appetite for resources, information and intellectual capital will eat all of us.

lol, judging from this piece I don't think Phil actually has too much to worry about there...

Yeah! We need to stop being distracted by this cabal of the rich and powerful, sex trafficking children and contracting murders with the complicity of entirety of the criminal justice system and focus on the important things!

Such as...

Reaching across the aisle to end the socialist menace by making ranked-choice illegal!

Oi! You got a loisence for all that PFOS Mr. Haddock? We set these limits for your own good you know! Why are we going to hurt corporations using the stuff when you're out here bio-accumulating it all anyway?!

Searching x for "from:elonmusk (Israel OR Palestine OR Hamas OR Gaza)"

Grok: and now, we make that information useful and reflective of reality: !that

You know, a broken clock is right twice a day. SO! all we need to do is cram. assloads. of broken. components. in there and we'll be right often enough...well more often than now anyway...

it serves no purpose during this time of national mourning,” she added.

You can never be held accountable if you simply produce an (in)appropriate frequency of tragedies

That's right, I'm known for a mean anterior hump with my well-developed penis tuft