FnordPrefect

I wouldn't be here if I didn't see the possibility of a different future emerging in this very moment

That different future? The same future we've been peddling since '08! Which, admittedly, is the same future as '92...aaand '80...though we were technically them at that point

Bloody hell, it's just a committee trying to cash in on legally distinct "you might be a redneck" ...jokes

Summa Cum Laude

but only if it's actually on a diploma and best if it's the only part in that font

"yeah, we're rebranding. People don't like 'anti' things anymore. I mean, we're keeping the letters, people like the letters, but now we're the Amazingly Defamation League!"

'We've got to stop this because the consequences are deadly'

By 'this' he means the genocide that the shooter expressly stated was the reason for the attack, right?

Speak about destruction!

I really hope it's just three and a half hours of a mole popping out of a hole, thinking 'maybe this time I won't get whacked with a mallet' and then getting whacked with a mallet. Maybe audiences still paying for this shit could learn something

If nothing else, I now know what emoji I'm spamming when Biden kicks it from prostate cancer

Does the country have the capacity for empathy?

You bet! A whole lot more of the country can empathize with a delayed terminal cancer diagnosis since Biden slammed the door on medicare for all!

¡ɥƃnoɥʇ ʞɔnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝʌol llᴉʇS

Now that I'm not so busy running for a four-year term as one of the most important people on the planet, I should probably get my physical condition checked out!

lol, almost exactly an Arrested Development gag:

"Aww, this is so sweet! I love Hussein!"

"You mean, you're fascinated by him."