7bicycles

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago

I think the last point is kinda what sets Keynes apart from most other capitalist thinkers - the boom bust circle as acknowledged instead of pretending you can make line go up, forever

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

For those frightened of AI, we would enforce the Asimov rules of Robotics

It comes as little surprise but this simply is not how an LLM works or could ever work

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think the funnier option would be there's fair & square elections and trump still wins. OECD watched and all. How you gonna say no?

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Breaking News: DOGE responsible for the first time anyone ever pays attention to the US Institute of Peace

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

90s steel frame MTB, knock off surly corner bars, done

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They pay for OSM Data because they're making profits off of it you mean

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, RETVRN to baked in lighting

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Regular OSM doesn't have elevation data as well as many other info that mapy does provide.

I'm not blaming you but whose fault is that? Add that shit to OSM! Don't work for the assholes coasting off of FOSS labour of other people, subvert them!

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Shout out to Lala at this point for just fucking quitting. It probably sucked major ass for her

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Well you do elect the god king that can supercede all other powers at all times. I mean sometimes the god king doesn't even have the backing of half the people who showed up to vote, sure, but that doesn't mean you can't give him supreme powers over all, surely? We got this 250 year old rag that says he does if interpreted by people directly benefitting from that being the case and where would we be if we weren't beholden to 200 year dead slaveowners?

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

it is not, but thank you

 

Instead of saying "thems the breaks", say "thems the rim-brakes".

Instead of saying "I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place", say "I'm stuck between an SUV and also another, larger, SUV"

Instead of saying "as the crow flies", say "as the flying pigeon rides"

Instead of saying "bite the bullet", say "mount the schwalbe marathon"

Instead of saying "Cutting corners", say "cutting corners (on a bicycle)"

Instead of saying "Go back to the drawing board", say "Go back to the bicycle workshop"

Instead of saying "It's not rocket science", say "It's not retrodirect chainline"

Instead of saying "no pain, no gain", say "Don't ride upgrades, ride up grades"

Instead of saying "pull yourself together", say "Pull your peloton together"

Instead of saying "best of both worlds", say "gravel bike"

Instead of saying "don't get bent out of shape," say "don't be a steelframe"

Instead of saying "A penny saved is a penny earned", say "a gram saved is a gram earned"

Instead of saying "A picture is worth 1000 words", say "a pedalstroke is worth 1000 steps"

Instead of saying "Add insult to injury", say "add chainless drive to a vanmoof"

Instead of saying "Don't cry over spilt milk", say "Don't cry over spilt sealant"

 

Historically, there's a lot of overlap of companies that did bicycles but also guns. It's basically the same "small scale" metallurgy that makes it work. As I've noted too many times before it's odd that in every apocalyptic scenario nobody ever thinks to use a bicycle, it becomes especially egregious once somehow post apocalyptic gunsmithing enters the mix and still no bicycles. That's the same skillset!

 

It's a disco elysium fancam made so well I consider that segment from 1:05 min onwards to be canon because it is so fucking good

 

Slogan from the german speaking left, now seemingly having largely fallen out of favor, for poking fun at the police and military

 

Haha yeah I'm a huge fan of glock. Runs pretty expensive tho, lol! But quality is worth it. Just joined a "shooters" ;) club. Also a great way to connect with my wife and daughters, to be honest, would've never expected it!

 

Listen, if I was in charge of $random_geopolitical_issue things would've gone a lot differently. Don't ask me what I would've done differently or, god forbid, how. It just would've. I would've done something to set right the injustices suffered by my nation. I am also going to weave and bob any question as to what specifically this would entail, on account of I am not educated enough to make this call, but my trusted advisory council of experts, of which I have 0 idea of how any of them got there or what their qualifications are, would've concocted up the solution that finally propels my state into the global hegemons and makes everybody love me.

 

You got your 5 basic senses; taste, sight, touch, smell and sound

and then you get further into it and there's like position.

And then you get further into it and there's like "position relative to your other positions, removed from everything else"

And then you get further into it and there's like "your hormones do something iunno"

And then, I propse, a bunch of Estonians stumbled upon even more advanced senses by way of inframaterialism. They fucking cracked the code on all the subconsciously influenced senses. They're all your senses filtered through your some parts of your uncionscousness. Shivers is the gut feeling you get when the bar fight turns sour. Esprit de Corps is when you notice your organisational circle acting out. These are common, human experiences!

 

So much of EDC seems to be centered around either surviving alone in the woods for days or alternatively using your tactical pen to stab a terrorist to death and John McClane the building. I'm John Suburban and my EDC includes a gun, a ferrorod and a tacpen with built in seatbelt slicer and window breaker (none of which I ever trained to use, but am assured will use competently after a flip over car crash into a body of water).

Which is a shame, because I think EDC stuff is cool. Little nifty tools! What do the denizens of this here website chapo.chat like for non chud EDC applications?

I'll start off with some favourites,

  • a small AA-powered flashlight by EOLite (self-explanatory I think)
  • a Gerber Dime (basically one of those small swiss army knives but the pliers are a nice touch for a lot of things, like not touching the garbage juice)
  • a keychain presta-to-schrader adapter to reinflate my bicycle tyres at any given gas station, should the need arise

Currently also building a bicycle EDC-Pouch where space isn't limited to pocket size, would love to hear what other people use.

 

I got one of those surly cornerbars (offbrand) and they're fucking great, would recommend to everyone. Easily the most comfy handlebars I've ever owned.

Also currently trying to piece together the perfect small size at most medium weight bicycle EDC pouch to chuck in my panniers so I can field repair my entire shit and also help other people.

Pretty sure I'll put some bar ends in there just to slap them into random bicycles so people don't core sample themselves. I am the velocipedal crusader, you will be saved from doctors having to extract a tubular 21mm cross section of yourself so they can figure out what the fuck you managed to lose because you didn't think to put 50 eurodollarcents of bar ends on your stuff.

 

Just basically anthing that isn't recreation, hobby, education for educations sake and such. Just your job and household chores, repairs, errands if they're not hobby related and such

 

taken from /r/fuckcars: https://old.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/1g1vt88/there_is_no_trolley/

Also it plays onto one of my major I-come-across-a-crank points, societally the trolley problem is solved: it's your fault for being tied to the tracks instead of driving the biggest trolley

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