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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 90 points 4 months ago

back in my day we only had one language. it was called ASSEMBLY. wanted to make the computer do something? you had to ask it yourself. and that worked JUST FINE

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

Well la-tee-da, fuck my AND gates and inverters.

Look at moneybags over here with his instruction sets.

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Back in my day when you wanted a computer to do something, you just asked her to do it and then underpaid her because women can't hold real jobs.

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