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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Buttermilk@lemmy.ml 261 points 10 months ago (31 children)

It is interesting how the fakest of things can offer such insight into their creator. This nothing of a human is so desperate for validation about the wasted hours they have spent editing a poorly drawn frog for the uncaring half laugh of strangers, that they invented a scenario where someone could show any interest. So detached from the world they can't imagine anyone that would care enough to talk to them, so they project interest onto the therapist they pay to speak with.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 108 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I prefer to believe all greentexts come from one person, even if that is blatantly unreasonable. It amuses me

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Yes! They actually do, Dr Greven Techt

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

New hedcanon accepted.

I don't even understand the concept of "green text" other than they're 4chan posts lol.

Cause the text is green, it's just a shitposting form

[–] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, and that one person is Alex Jones.

It explains a lot, you know....

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