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'Ate Seagulls (lemmy.world)
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[-] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 months ago

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[-] kattenluik@feddit.nl 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[-] little_tuptup@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

I don't see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

exactly, the swing probably was to get enough speed

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