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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.

[-] Swemg@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Delicious, juicy blood pockets.

[-] Bear_pile@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I read this in Jim Gaffigan's voice the way he says hot pockets

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