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Anon freezes time
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes
The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.
The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.
You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?
Sir this is a Wendy's
they have carrots at wendys?