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Anon experiences loss (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 96 points 8 months ago (15 children)

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 29 points 8 months ago (13 children)

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (12 children)

But tomatoes are fruits...

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

House MD pride month special

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