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I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that's a positive for us all.

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[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

The sleep one. I'd go to sleep at night with my wife as usual, get up one hour later, slowly and quietly leave the room and get tons of shit done.

[-] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 7 points 5 months ago

I've been so chronically online that I was ready for you to say 'and go to my mistress'.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

No mistresses at this time, but I guess more waking hours might make me more interested in finding one (we're ethically non-monogamous, so a second partner would be a girlfriend, not a mistress).

[-] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 11 points 5 months ago

Aaaand there's the plot twist. I AM chronically online

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