Greentext

6707 readers

1046 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

506

Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

47 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 82 points 9 months ago (17 children)

Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (5 children)

How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

are you referring to a gnu system?

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, I’m talking alpine Linux

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

linux is just the kernel!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

load more comments (2 replies)

load more comments (13 replies)