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Anon doesn't like the new meta
(sh.itjust.works)
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\>ruins warfare
\>ruins combat
\>ruins phalanx
\>ruins half the fucking military meta
I better not look up who made up the Velites lol
The poorer/newer soldiers who couldn't afford their own equipment? Honestly, that's how everyone did it for a millenium.
The whole concept of the Velites is fucking wild:
"Hey, you're young and poor as shit, go to the frontline and throw some sticks on those heavily armed guys lol here's a wolf hat you fucking loser lmao"
"remember, when an elephant charges at you, step aside"
"The fuck is an elephant?"
"You'll know one when you see one"