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Asking the real questions (jlai.lu)
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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 222 points 7 months ago (11 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 171 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

someone tried that with their license plate, it turned out well: https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/

edit: archive link

[–] neanderthal@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

Large corporations are overly litigious. Individuals can't afford to be litigious enough.

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