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submitted 3 months ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

There is always the assumption that we will colonize the galaxy in 7000 years. When really we will still be on earth and someone is still running and old FreeBSD machine in prod and just doesn't want to update cause it still works.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

Also hasn't been rebooted in 7000 years, because uptime is important

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