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I can't browse lemmy or play phone games while I read docs, but I can while I wait for the program to compile, load itself into a docker container, deploy to the test server, load my browser, and then fail to have fixed that bug I was looking at. Oh well, let me change one character and try again, it only takes about 15 minutes per attempt.
What a horrible pipeline you have. There's surely some way you could speed up that process?
compiling is like doing a poo at work. you could do it faster if you tried, but it's much more fun to browse your phone instead
Meh, I guess I've been at much more humane workplaces, where it feels nicer to get my work done efficiently and then no one cares if I leave much earlier.
Hold onto that, those are diamonds in the rough!