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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 147 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"

Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"

Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

[โ€“] lessthanluigi 38 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

How to manufacture sexual submissives ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.

[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It truly is a tops world. I can be verse but I prefer to top because I get way to much anxiety when people are down there. The gay hookup apps are a insatiable black hole of thirst in my area.

Intercourse isn't even required for me. I'd rather do mutual oral, make out and give forehead kisses. But I am a people pleaser.

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