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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 70 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Can we have his phone number to make fun of him?

was questioned about decades-old charges for marijuana possession [...] I felt like I was being treated like a criminal

He is an illegal immigrant and a criminal, and he expected a different outcome because he's white? LOOOOOOOOOL

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“I’ve been torn from my family. My life has been disregarded completely.”

That's the MAGA motto buddy. Too bad, so sad.

100% he's going to be the kind of douchecanoe that flies a "Fuck Comey" flag on his gas guzzling truck.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 10 points 5 days ago

Ohno, the thing he wanted to happen to other people happened to himself.

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