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I mean realistically

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[-] lath@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago

Realistically, i'd go to city hall and hand in my death certificate. They'll take it in because they're not being paid enough to care. Then i'd be legally dead. Afterwards i'd go into the mountains and probably die because i don't know how to live in the mountains, but it sounded nice in my mind.

[-] thisfro@slrpnk.net 15 points 11 months ago

But how would you get a death certificate? Where I live, only doctors can sign them/hand them out

[-] DaGeek247@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

Forge it. Governments mostly take paperwork in good faith, and only question it beyond surface level if they are given a reason to.

[-] thisfro@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago
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