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submitted 9 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[-] wallmenis@lemmy.one 53 points 9 months ago

Yes you did good : )

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

realize he would is giving the shot to me

unga bunga Neanderthal language in these green texts

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

American not understanding the concept of non-native English speakers:

[-] darthsid@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Ah please let us be free of god awful fake moralist shit green texts on lemmy at least. Keep that fake affirmation shit for Reddit.

[-] necrobius@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I shit you not this exact scenario happened to me but then she cheated with him with some random guy.

We're still best buds.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago

This one is at least something I really encountered in a similar way and is mundane enough to not be completely cheesy. So I'll let that one slide.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 13 points 9 months ago

You are in greentext community and you dare ask for anon to actually start posting real things? Cmon be realistic.

[-] hakase@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Aw, I really like wholesome greentext.

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

How many green texts can you read about OP shitting themselves in public? Might as well change it up.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

NTR

[-] wersooth@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

"Absolutely NOT an asshole" award goes to....

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