this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2023
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Programmer Humor

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[–] devien@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So we try to populate this community with the same 10 jokes? Kinda hoped we would get some new stuff on here

[–] sailsperson@beehaw.org 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's called programmer humor for a reason: we're just using established libraries instead of inventing a bicycle from scratch.

[–] Rentlar@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

a shitty script for you.

import repost.js as r

while true do

if r.lastpost() > 24h then

r.postmeme()

endif

done

[–] Forkk@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

If it's anything like the subreddit was, it'll go through multi-year cycles where it alternates back and forth between funny original jokes and reposting the same thing every week.

[–] ButterBiscuits@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago

I'm not good with computers

[–] Spitfire@pawb.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes, you’ve gotta fix it yourself

I can only wonder what sort of bug drove them that far.

[–] darkmugglet@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

As an interviewer, I would find the dedication to solving that itch intriguing.

[–] FiskFisk33@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

hahah I wish I had that financial stability

[–] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the story of that guy who joined Twitter just to fix an annoying login bug. He submitted his resignation just after the fix got merged in.

[–] Kris@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Another dude bought twitter just to fire everyone.

[–] ayaya@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

The bug fix: sudo rm -rf /