That's what parents are for.

I need to get out more, there's guardrails all over this town. :-/

This is the perspective of a generation that has had total guardrails their entire lives. They can't comprehend how fucking wrecked you can get from your own actions.

Damn this hits a kittle close to home... maybe i should go outside and try eating dirt?

I think about this now and again, because the canals where I live often don't have fencing alongside to stop you falling in. A piece of the brutality of the universe in the city.

And damn few safety nets.

I mean.. I enjoyed and upvoted but this is false. We have millennia of prewiring and Darwinism under the belt