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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now write code with it
I dare you
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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do the characters even have morse code assigned to them?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I found those:

Underscore		. . _ _ . _
Addition		. _ . _ .
Subtraction		_ . . . . _ 
Multiplication		_ . . _
Division		_ _ _ . . .
Equal			_ . . . _
Right Parenthesis	_ . _ _ . _
Left Parenthesis	_ . _ _ .

But this isn't enough for programming, square and curly brackets, carets, ampersand, pipe, tilda... I think it's gonna be pretty challenging

[–] Turun@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

C is so old, it has a way to work around that! In case your 198x keyboard was not set to ASCII you know. Not sure if Morse covers all the characters needed for the replacement trigraphs though.

https://riptutorial.com/c/example/23858/trigraphs

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

I love when there are solutions for every weird use case ^^

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Please delete the .m. from the Wikipedia link so it's correct for desktop users.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago
[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if desktop users delete it themselves, if they don't like it?

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The default link redirects for mobile automatically, it doesn't work the other way around.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee -4 points 11 months ago

Ok, that's fair point, but it still isn't other people's job to serve you links just how you like them.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't you extend it by adding extra bits? Though typing them would be problematic as the length will be growing too.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

It would be a blow to render this typing method slightly slower, definitely a deal breaker 😏

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

COW (a moo themed brainfuck variant) would work.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 0 points 11 months ago

I'm quite sure that atmospheric wind currents don't change the direction of cosmic rays, lol.

[–] maniel@sopuli.xyz 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

well, he chose machine with metallic hinges, but still...

[–] maniel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

All the hinges I've seen were metallic, what fails most of the time is the metal->plastic interface

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Break off laptop display morse% speedrun

[–] Norodix@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Ugh, and the code is so bad. I love it!

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Poor sweet little hinges 😭