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submitted 3 months ago by qrstuv to c/buyselltrade
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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Do the ghosts of my past tormenting me from the backseat come standard or do I have to pay extra?

[-] qrstuv 4 points 3 months ago

You can pay extra if you want, but I don't have any ghosts.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Come on bro, how are you selling a car that looks like that and there are no ghosts??? Fine, I get that you wouldn't have my ghosts, but there's got to be the spirit of someone's dead hamster in there or SOMETHING....

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