Epitome

Scythe

Jewelry

Iron

Cologne

Receipt

CHARCUTERIE, what a fucking stupid word

Realtor. My wife still says "Real-uh-ter"

Zealot (think "Zellers 🍁") I'm tired of people pronouncing my username as "Zee-Lot"

-I know there's more that piss me off, I'll be back

I'd spell cache as cache so Australians know it's pronounced like "cash" not like "kaysch".

Choir .. how would you spell it? Quier?

apparently » apparantly

and all other "parent" words, like transparent and so on

Tough though thought....and knife know etc

I am deffinetly picking this one.

Salmon as Samon

Rendezvous. Get the fuck outta here, you look like rendezzvuss.

I also think Colonel needs to be changed

Subtle

Quinoa

I'd change "I" to "pxmipexokal" just to screw over everyone's typing speed.

Cough