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[–] Jeanschyso@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh I hate those. Not because of the job taking, that was inevitable. I hate them because while when I deal with a cashier I can do some small talk, or just smile at someone and remind myself that I am still alive. I can also mask my underperforming brain with words. When I interact with a machine, it screams at me at super high volume to put my god damned item in a bag. Like OK, you don't have to warn the neighbors that I'm a bit slow. They already know!

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i went to target the other day and they had it designed so the self checkout line emptied into 5 self checkouts and 1 normal register. i was in a bad mood and had headphones on and the lady kept trying to wave me over. was praying someone would finish up but no of course not

i happened to be buying a record so she said somewhat brashly 'you and your music huh'

look lady i don't even wanna be here

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[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As an introvert as well, nah gimme my cashiers back. Annoying ass self check-out machines, make one error and you gotta talk to someone anyway. Then gotta get your receipt checked, because how do we know you scanned everything? So now we're at 2 talkings. Just scan my stuff, cashier, please.

[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

pLEasE RemOvE iTeM frOm THe bAggiNG aReA ...... ITEM REMOVED FROM THE BAGGING AREA! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!!

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[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

"You could of saved $3.27 if your subscribed to BagBois™ last month"

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I hate self check out and what it's become.

It should be the '10 items or fewer' line. Not, a full cart. If you can't carry the items in a basket, you need to go in a regular line.

My local grocery store has like 9 self check outs, with 1 person sometimes staffed to fix them when they fail (not if, when) and they have 1 regular lane open. And everything ends up with a long line and it's infuriating. Oh and the manger standing in the back 'monitoring things' acting like they're doing anything, but isn't doing the right thing and opening up a new lane.

Also, far too many people are over leaving into 'im an introvert' and playing it up to poorly written teen sitcom levels.

[–] Shush@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I agree. Why does it matter if it is 10 items or 30? I do the same work as a cashier, albeit understandably at a slower pace.

Sounds like the issue for you is that the self checkouts keep failing for random reasons and stalling the lines - in which case you're trying to minimize the symptom instead of demanding them to make the self checkouts work and have the monitoring person be properly trained to handle issues if they do arise.

Where I live they are usually working fine and the line is a few people at best, even if they have a ton of items to scan.

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[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Introvert here who loathes these fucking machines. Fuck them and their stupid errors. Yeah I put my fucking item in the bag.

Being an introvert means you get more comfortable with not chit chatting. You really don't have to.

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[–] exohuman@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

I absolutely hate these. My local Aldi started doing this and the lines are longer than ever as a result. People who get paid to check out your groceries move faster than the customers themselves.

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The only cashiers I know would rather not ever have to talk to customers either. But they are pretty sour people in general and I don't know if that's common and of course it's basically saying they wish they had a different job. So I'm with the automate whatever you can just pay more taxes crowd. There will always be a place for human customer service, but now we have choices.

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[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe if the store is quiet. When there’s a bunch of people and you’re at the front of the line you better spot the free checkout the second it opens or people will start “helping” you.

And I hope you don’t mess anything up because everyone in line is judging you for not being able to swipe a gallon a milk or not being able to open a plastic bag and making them wait longer.

Instacart is the rich introvert’s choice.

[–] o0joshua0o@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm an introvert who detests self-checkout. Why do extra work for free? It's not like you have to interact with the cashier in any meaningful way.

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