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Charlie Brown crouches in front of a puzzled Schroeder and says,"C'mon, Schroeder, say, 'Bye-Bye'."

Schroeder continues to look confused as Charlie Brown waves his hand up and down. The latter cajoles,"Wave your hand like this, see? Then say, 'Bye-Bye."

He walks off angrily exclaiming, "I give up! You can't teach this new generation anything!!"

He stops and looks at the reader as Schroeder waves his hand up and down and says,"Bye-Bye"

Schroeder's first speaking role

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Charlie Brown, wearing his mitt, crouches behind Patty who is standing at the plate with her bat, waiting to hit the coming ball. He says,"C'mon! Throw it right in here....she can't hit it!"

He starts as she hits the ball with a pow.

He remains at the plate alone, watching her run the bases.

As she runs back to home, he says,"I missed you while you were away!" She smiles.

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Charlie Brown looks down at Snoopy jumping up and down happily in front of him. He asks,"You're always glad to see me, aren't you, Snoopy?"

He stoops in front of Snoopy and says,"It's nice to have someone who's glad to see you...even if it's just a dog!" Snoopy sits and his ears shoot up in surprise.

Charlie Brown looks at him puzzled, as he exclaims and stalks off angrily.

Charlie Brown turns to the reader and says,"I always say the wrong thing!"

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Charlie Brown walks down the steps in front of the door with socks in his hands. He says,"Mom wants me to hang up this pair of wet socks..."

He stands on a stool and whistles as he hangs the socks on the line.

He stands back and looks at his work. He says,"How's that for a slick job?"

He walks off concluding,"I bet I'd make a pretty good housewife!"

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Charlie Brown turns and looks at the clock. He says,"Gee, it's almost five o'clock"

He runs along and says,"My dad should be coming home from work pretty soon"

He starts to walk down the steps outside the door of the house. He continues,"He likes to have me meet him out by the gate...."

He leans on the gate surrounding the house and concludes,"I guess it gives him a feeling of security!"

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Patty looks over her left shoulder and exclaims,"A fight!"

She runs along exclaiming,"Fight! Fight!! Fight!"

She looks at the cloud of dust that is emitting sounds of punching and pain. She continues,"What a battle!"

As Charlie Brown lies on the ground gasping with an angry Snoopy lying on his chest, Patty points to Snoopy and concludes, "The winner!"

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Patty and Charlie Brown are walking down the sidewalk. She looks over at him and says,"You're walking on the wrong side!"

They stop and she continues,"The man is supposed to walk on the side nearest the curb!"

He puts his hands akimbo and asks,"Why?"

They switch walking positions and continue walking. She looks in the windows they are passing and replies,"So the woman can look in the store windows!"

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Charlie Brown and Snoopy walk along wearing 'ghost' sheets.

They stop in front of Patty who smiles. Charlie Brown says,"Boo!"

She looks down as Snoopy says,"Boo!"

As they walk off, she stands there looking puzzled.

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A child in a 'ghost' sheet stands exclaiming,"Boo!"

The 'ghost' approaches Violet and Patty and exclaims,"Boo!" Patty says,"That sheet isn't very white, is it, Violet?"

They walk off and Violet concludes, "Mrs. Brown must be getting careless with her washing!" The 'ghost' watches them go and shouts, "Boo!!"

Snoopy looks at the 'ghost' puzzled as the 'ghost' sits on the curb next to him and exclaims,"Rats!"

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Violet stands at a knee high fence looking over into a garden. She exclaims,"What a nice garden this man has!!"

Charlie Brown, wearing a mitt, frowns as she stoops and looks over into the garden. She asks,"Isn't it wonderful, Charlie Brown?"

He frowns at the garden and replies, "I think it's a waste of good land..."

He walks off with her following him. He concludes,"He should have built a ball field!"

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Charlie Brown and Violet are wading through the water. She says,"This water's too cold for wading..."

She shudders and continues,"My feet are freezing!" "Brrr..."

She sits on the sand warming up her feet and putting on her shoes. She looks at Charlie Brown standing in the water smiling and asks,"How can you stand it, Charlie Brown?"

He lifts his shoe clad foot out of the water and replies,"I've still got my shoes on!"

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Charlie Brown and Patty sit at the table playing a board-game. He takes up the score-pad and asks,"Why did you write 'you and I' on this score-pad?"

He continues,"I thought it was supposed to be 'him and me'" She replies, "It's the same thing, isn't it?"

He puts his hand to his mouth and says,"Well, maybe you're right...I guess I've forgotten"

He concludes,"It's been a long time since I've played this game...."

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Patty stands over Shermy sitting on the ground playing. She says,"Let's have a picnic!"

They run off and he replies,"Swell! we'll leave as soon as we've eaten lunch!"

She stops and asks,"As soon as we've eaten lunch?!"

She stands, hands akimbo and grimacing, as he replies,"Sure, then we won't have to carry all that food"

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Patty stands outside of Charlie Brown's door as he stands in the doorway. He says,"I think I'll stay in this afternoon, Patty"

They sit side by side on the step. He continues,"I'm going to read to grandma" She replies,"Read? You know you can't read!"

He stands up and says,"That doesn't matter...."

He turns to walk back into the house and concludes,"Grandma can't hear, either!"

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Snoopy is sitting sleeping, while Charlie Brown is quietly walking behind him holding and Ice Cream cone.

Snoopy wakes up and smells the ice cream. He has a ? over his head and does "SNIFF? SNIFF?"

Snoopy is running

Snoopy is sitting in front of Charlie Brown with a big smile. Charlie Brown says " RATS! the wind changed!

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Charlie Brown walks by and in puzzlement looks over at Patty and Violet arguing. Patty says,"I like Charlie Brown better than you do!"

He says, "Gee!" as Violet points at Patty and replies,"Oh, yeah! Well, I like Charlie Brown twice as much as you do!!"

Patty exclaims,"Well, I like Charlie Brown Three times as much as you do!!" He exclaims, "Wow!"

He walks off saying,"Yes, sir! A most inspiring discussion!"

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Shermy sits on the floor across from Charlie Brown. The latter asks,"I wonder just how long it takes to shave?"

Shermy replies,"I imagine it depends upon the size of your face..."

Charlie Brown exclaims as Patty walks up and says,"That means it would take Charlie Brown about three hours!"

He grits his teeth and chases her. She runs off and concludes,"We girls get our laughs, too!"

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Charlie Brown runs through the rain yelling, "Whee!"

He stands in Patty's doorway dripping. She exclaims,"Charlie Brown!! You've ruined your new suit! It's shrinking!"

He looks down at his shrinking suit and says,"Rats! What a disappointment!"

She sits on a foot-stool as he concludes,"Here I was happy 'cause I thought the rain was making me grow!"

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Violet runs along with a can in hand. She wonders,"Why didn't I think of this before?"

She dips into the can paint with a brush and writes on a board leaning on a crate. She says,"This will really help my business"

She stands up and looks at the board. She exclaims,"There! That should do it!"

She stands next to the crate smiling. A baking rests on it and the sign reads,'Mudpies like Mother used to Make'.

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Charlie Brown is in his swim trunks wading out in the water. He says,"This will really impress Violet and Patty!"

He is in the water up to his shoulders. He says,"I'll stand clear out here where the water comes up to my chin..."

He listens questioningly as the girls appear on the beach and Violet asks,"What's that floating in the water, Patty?" Patty replies,"Maybe we should call the lifeguard..."

He grimaces as one of them concludes, "I'll bet it's a beachball!"

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Patty stands in front of Shermy sitting on the curb, wearing his baseball mitt. He says,"Our baseball rolled down the sewer!"

She peers down the sewer ask he crouches next to her and replies,"Charlie Brown is down there now trying to find it..."

She stands over Shermy as he looks at eyes peering out at him from the sewer. He asks,"Did you find the ball, Charlie Brown?"

He continues,"Or aren't you Charlie Brown?"

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This gag is recycled from the Li'l Folks strip from July 6, 1947:

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Violet: My! What a cute little baby!

My! What a cute little doggie!

Charlie: Yes?

Oh well, I'm probably more the rugged type...

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Violet: What are you doing for you Dad on father's day?

Charlie: First I'm going to get him to take me to the park to play on the swings...

Then we'll go to the zoo, and from there to the ball game...

By the time the day's over, he'l know he's a father!

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Patty: Do you think I'm beautiful Charlie Brown?

Charlie: You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... You are indeed a rare picture of delight!

Patty: Don't be sarcastic!

(whop!)

Charlie: You can't win!

'June 14, 1951

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