When will we see power balancing?

"In world first, Russian chess player poisons rival’s board with mercury"

Source: https://outerheaven.club/notice/AkcRsnMyZ3T11wFFnU

1. Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
2. One grain of rice in A1
3. White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
4. All previously played moves get played again.
5. All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
6. Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
7. Castle with the enemy rook.