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Putting Ozone on the Hydrogen side was my mistake, I haphazardly added the hearts last minute and just put 2 great things about the gases there, not realising they were about the same gas. For what it's worth, you got it wrong too, as Ozone is O~3~.

The diagram itself is from here. While there are plenty of reasons to doubt the promises of clean hydrogen companies, I at the very least trusted them when it comes to understanding electrolysis... might want to rethink that. But AI it is not, as far as I can tell.

But the scary news are always "Carbon dioxide reached 430 parts per million". So I thought instead of reducing the carbon, we could increase the "per million" for the same effect and have no scary news any more!

It doesn't... I may have replaced the wrong text.

In any case, what would you say is the best property of having more hydrogen gas in the atmosphere? Make it quick, I need to sell a few pentawatthours to world leaders.

Man hört ja häufig, das wir pünktilich zur WM immer 80.000.000 Bundestrainer haben, aber wer wusste, dass die alle anscheinend hauptberuflich Meeresbiologen sind?

they probably have it stashed all in one place or multiple places

This does read as if you're mad no matter what they do.

I was told the reason is so that men can better undress their female partners. Which is of course problematic, but I think a better explanation than "men dressed themselves, women didn't".

Wie? Unfallfahrer in der Überschrifft genannt? Das kann man doch so nicht schreiben, da könnte man ja denken, der Fahrer sei an dem Unfall Schuld.

Lass mal wie in jedem anderen Unfallbericht schreiben: "2 Fahrzeuge kamen auf identische Weise von der Fahrbahn ab und sperrten denselben Mann in sich ein."

Der örtliche türkische Supermarkt verkauft alle möglichen Bohnen, Linsen und andere Hülsenfrüchte in 5kg-10kg Säcken, kann mir vorstellen, dass das anderswo auch so angeboten wird.

I very deliberately explained everything in too much detail that is common knowledge, except the very thing people would need an ELI5 for as a funny bit, and you still accuse me of using AI?

You should turn the screen off for today, prevents you from jumping at the shadow it casts behind you.

Introducing: co-op dating.

You put 50 people in a pile and everybody votes who should date whom. You win if anyone leaves happy.

Marlboro is a major producer of cigarettes. Cigarettes, and tobacco products as a whole, are expensive, smelly and are proven to increase cancer risks due to the inhalation of carcinogens as the cigarette is lit and then inhaled. The burning of cigarettes also creates tar that is then inhaled, so there is literally black sludge that slowly accumulates in ones lungs as one inhale the smoke.

Reading all that, you might wonder how one could "love" it. Thing is, Tobacco products are incredibly addictive, once you start smoking cigarettes it is incredibly hard to stop. People start by only doing it with friends once a month or so, many people say it has a relaxing effect, especially when taken in a social circle, but then their brain craves it twice a month, and suddenly they want to do it every day or more often. It's as we grown ups say, "a hooker who takes all your money but wont love you back".

Cigarettes also make hrt less effective.

This is then revealed to be a breaking point for the portrayed smoker, evidently a hormone replacement therapy user. See, hrt is helping a lot of people growing into a body they feel comfortable in. It's like puberty, but a more controlled process some people really want to do to feel comfortable in their body. This meme is showing that this desire is so great they even give up something that is incredibly hard to quit, because this step in their life is so important to them. The same way some people love to stay fit to feel good about their bodies, hrt users expend real effort to get to a body they don't hate when necessary.