cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/4700469

That "NYUN!" is too cute.

I only watched this show because y'all wouldn't stop making memes about it...

...I have no regrets, it's fucking hilarious. Wacky hijinks like Nichijou, but with better pacing.

Source: Shikanoko Nokonoko Koishitantan E1.

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/4589882

Gee, I wonder why.

An alternate evolution path

Sources:

1. Top from left: Taiga from Toradora (came across this posted by u/Holofan4life, amusingly enough), Eris from Mushoku Tensei, and Mikoto Misaka from Toaru
2. Bottom corners, from left: Kathryn and Ophelia from Evenicle

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/4570707

Maybe saying the "plap plap" part out loud was a bad idea.

Sources:

1. VN: Sauce/Sorce from Drapeko (yes, the precursor to the famous Evenicle)
2. Art by Centurii-chan

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/4530847

When the Gawr goes Rawr.

"And all of a sudden, for no reason at all, she snapped and went crazy!"

Inspired by "Gurandma" jokes on a certain boxing stream.

Jokes aside, it can't be easy bearing the weight of "top Vtuber" on her tiny shoulders. Everyone has different ways of dealing with that immense pressure, and maybe keeping her "smol streamer that's happy to entertain a few fans" mindset is one way of coping with that.

Sources:

1. This song was made for her.
2. Gawr Gura 2023 Birthday Celebration Ebi-chan Plushie
3. Angry Gooba Noises
4. Couldn't find the exact Gura version of the Aqua meme image, so this was the next best option for the meme.

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/4513937

The most painful "Let's have sex" that I've read.

It's not very often that I get to make these "I came here to fap, not to feel" memes, but when I do... I'm always glad to make them. Wholesomeness is good and should be celebrated, even in dark places where it's otherwise unexpected...

Source: 517412

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/4334147

That "eheh~" at the end was peak.

Gura absolutely knocked this cover out of the park with her chewy fluffy voice.

Source

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/3835602

"What makes us different?"

"Maybe we have different understandings of what "dark" means...

Inspired by a fun reading of this comment.

The Ten-Minute Isekai Guide

Sources:

1. Shiny snek
2. Say nope to the rope

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/3817078

No way to know for sure...I discussed it with her, but it's hard to say... she's not a mental health professional. ...but she can become one...

~~The secret to making all those memes~~

"You're joking about talking with an imaginary girl in your head, right?"

"It's just for the memes, right..?"

"...right?"

"Ha... ha... Yes... It's just for the memes..."

~~"I'm sorry, if I don't say the magic words those people will give me the magic pills to take again and you'll disappear...!"~~

Source: Actually a pretty good and interesting watch, ngl.

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/3816799

Unexpected, but not unwelcome.

Sources:

1. Original post
2. Wholesome comment by u/ChillySaus

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/3230134

Ṫ̴̛̙̉̈́o̶̖̐̿͐o̵͓̍͐ ̸̤̜̠͗̑m̶̘͇̪̰̅u̷̢͎̙͗ͅċ̴̲̠̝̑͝h̷̢̬̯̗̆̈͐ ̸̰̼̲͑̉̿ẓ̶̡̓á̵̢̩̾͘͝ǹ̶̡̰͑g̶̬̖͎̀̉̒̎ỵ̵́̀̉͠ò̸͍͖͊u̶̜̱̝͒̑̇ ̷̘̞̟̈͑t̷͔̭̻̲̋ư̸̤r̴̗̽ǹ̴̄̈́͜͠s̴͎̀̋ ̵̗͉͚̗́̕ỳ̶͓ǫ̶̤̈́͗̏͠ú̵͚̯̗̪ ̸̛̼̬̿i̴̼̼̩̿̀̀̋ͅn̴̛͓̍̃t̷̺̠̙̺͠ǒ̵̧̦͇̩͌̓̾.̴̮̳͎͈̓̂.̸͎̠͌̏̀̕.̷̥̻͖̋̀̐

S̷̨̜̖͎͖͕̤̖̃̆͝͝͠͝ō̵̤̓̊̊̾͆̾̍̒͘ų̷̜͕̹͍̘͍̈́̕ŗ̴̧̜͉̭̮̞͙̳͓̃́̾̚͜͝c̷̣̈́̓͛̈́̐͛̍ͅḙ̷̝̹̪̻̜̤̤͈̤̉͜͝s̴̘̮͔̙̩̯͂̀̂́̀̌̄͌̀̈́:̶̩͙̟̈̋̐̿̅͌̃́̑͘̕ ̵̳̠̬̯͈̆̓̽͘1̴̨͖̝͔̔.̵̹̤̟̹͗̀̈̋̒ ̴̟̙̖̻̲͇̈́͂͒̋͋͌̅́̉͠Z̴̛̗͇̥͆̃̉͐̅̀͝ô̸̼̰͂͋̂̇̀̉m̸̡͔̮̣̋̽̅́̈1̶͚͇͓̼̫̝͓̒̑͗ͅ0̵̳̬͍̘̞̹͇̲̬̃͊̕͝0̶̲̥̈́͂͋ ̶͔̜̙̖͐̍̈́2̷͍͇̗̫̩̫̰͕̥͕̻́̊̈́̂͆.̵͓̩̓̑͐͒ ̷͙̲̹̱͕͕̼̲̺̲́̀̄͐̉̌̂͜S̷̺̻͎̥̲̠̰̋̒̈́̽̉̚͘͠͠ͅḩ̷̜͙̘̰̥͕̘̐͒̊̏̋i̷̭̗̫̞͊͗̿͑̂͋́̔r̷̨̝̦̪̒̍̍̑̀̄̔̍̔o̶̹̎̈̈́̌̿̈̓b̶̢̮̱͎͚̰͖̭͎̩̈́̈́ͅà̸̻͇̺͔͉̳̻̼̞̀̔̈̂̃͜ͅk̴̬̬̥͎̱̼̪̤̟̒̆́̅̓͐̔̌̆͘̚o̸̮͎̯̜̫͖̥̥̜̠̦̊̋̋̎̊̃̓

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2576261

UUOOHHH ARMPITS

~~Ubel and Reimu secretly converting weebs to the armpit gang~~

Wait, it happens in Touhou too...?

An alternative explanation.

Source: Anime screenshot from Sousou no Frieren E26.

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2575309

The last game-based meme made in support of the game/dev. Do note that at the time these memes were made, I didn't receive anything and it was done purely to support the dev's unfortunate situation. The dev has recently reached out to me and provided me a key out of their own goodwill, so going forward, I'll make memes about the game as I've done so for other VNs if I get around to playing it someday.

That's a shit-eating grin if I've ever seen one.

Peaches, probably: "No, I don't think I will."

Source: "Order Us!" VN by u/Argent_OU, free demo here

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2531267

It's not very funny, and it's rather "low quality", but... hey, she's cute, and it's for a good cause.

She's also cute, but it seems nobody took much notice of her.

For Lemmy users OOTL, see this post.

Meme source

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2531058

Case in point.

I'm an equal opportunity memer, ~~I'll meme about whatever the fuck I want.~~

For Lemmy users OOTL, this is in reference to the current disagreements over at r/goodanimemes on a variety of topics.

• "Porn is fine without memes since it doesn't break the sub's Waifu Wed rules."
• "I want memes, not just porn."
• "Porn has always been part of r/goodanimemes"
• "Don't call us "tourists" just because we don't like low quality memes that are just porn, y'all are just like the r/Animemes mods we split from."
• "Something something let's all get along."

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2529953

Another game-based meme made in support of the game/dev.

Expectation

Reality

First the man drinks a drink.

Then the drink drinks a drink.

Then the drink drinks the man.

Stay sober, weebs. Many things can be a coping mechanism, but some are healthier (and lighter on your wallet/waistline) than others...

Source: "Order Us!" VN (link NSFW) by u/Argent_OU

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2447804

spoiler

How to lure a degen weeb to their death...

Some things really just make you go "...huh."

Sometimes the comments are just gold.

Sources:

1. For right: Kanojo mo Kanojo S1E1 21:13
2. For left:

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2447376

spoiler

"Obaa-chan, why do you live alone? Has your husband passed away?"

"No... I never had a husband... or the chance for one."

"I'm sorry to hear that... if you don't mind us asking, what do you mean?"

"Well, when I was young and had the beauty of youth, I was short, and a little less well-endowed compared to other young women... maybe it was due to poor nutrition, maybe it was genetic... Strangely, there were hardly any media or games showing women with my body type... since society always showed all these tall and well-endowed women in an amazing and glamorous manner, I felt insecure, and some of them even made fun of me for 'not being enough of a woman...' ...it's not my fault, it's not as if I could have changed any of those things..."

"But surely there were some guys that didn't mind your body type, right?"

"Yes, but they were shamed by society for liking people with my body type, and eventually they couldn't take the pressure and left... I tried reaching out to them myself, but no man would be caught dead being seen beside me in public for fear of being shamed as well... eventually, as I aged, I lost the beauty of youth, and resigned myself to a lonely life...

"How tragic..."

"...yes. Clearly it was my fault for being born with the wrong body type... that made me too stupid to think for myself, unlike those who are tall and well-endowed... I should've roped myself from the beginning..."

Like it or not, weebs are entering Cup Sizes of Consent territory now. On top of the "Height of Consent" and "Face of Consent" rules, this rule seems to be "If you're not at least a C, you can't consent to the D."

Said VN by u/Argent_OU is releasing on an smaller alternate storefront Itch.io (link NSFW) if you'd like to support probably the first and last game they'll make with petite characters, since such actions by Steam's Game Approval Committee will encourage future self-censorship in character designs from passionate game devs that don't wanna starve.

And this dude was plenty passionate - enough to put his money where his passion was, even to the point of exhausting his savings.

Anyway, everyone knows that different body shapes and sizes don't exist in reality, clearl-

Well, even if they do for genetic and environmental reasons, God forbid people in reality with these body types are depicted in games.

...but apparently 5 different "Sex With Hitler (link NSFW)" titles in the Steam store is perfectly fine as long as the girls are ~~doubleplusgood~~ tall and/or busty.

Sources:

1. Steam/Valve in 2018: [Article]9https://nichegamer.com/valve-to-allow-everything-on-steam-but-not-if-its-illegal-or-trolling/), full announcement
2. NicheGamer article about banning of "Order Us"

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2385605

"Why's he whipping it out while we're here at the housing goods section?" "Don't you know? He likes ironing boards."

A meme inspired by u/Argent_OU's unfortunate thread here. Poor man.

~~This must be another BBC! (Boing Boing Conspiracy)~~

Looking at the age of fictional characters? That's crazy talk. No no no, we've moved on from such primitive concepts. Now we have:

- Height of Consent (if she's too short, it's NG!)

- Bust Size of Consent (If she's too flat, it's NG!)

- Facial Features of Consent (if she looks youthful, it's NG!)

"'They're as independent as the creator of the work writes them to be...'? No, it's common knowledge that girls/women are only as independent and capable of making decisions for themselves as their height, chest, or facial features..."

"What do you mean people are naturally born with variations in these features? Smh, they should have chosen to be born with the correct set of features or go get surgery to fix themselves or something."

Source: Text edited from 498368 Pg. 1

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2233920

At least there's no raping of sensei going on.

~~This feels like the setup to a doujin plot...~~

Fish: "I shall now proceed to pleasure myself with this-HEY WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME"

Source: SoraNews24 article here

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2119864

I can't see the ~~matrix~~ mana.

How to feel like a magician in a fantasy movie if you work in tech:

1. Set-up a cool magic circle to charge your stuff.
2. Install speech-to-text software.
3. Code/Hack using your voice.
4. ???*
5. ??????**
6. Uninstall speech-to-text software.

*"Understood. Inserting "WaaaAAAaaaaAAaaa" and "Mommy? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock Are you in there? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock" into your code."

**Understood. Proceeding to "DELETE IT ALL!!!" as requested. DING! Job complete. All backups, including those in the cloud, have been permanently and irreversibly deleted."

Sources:

1. Anime: Sousou no Frieren E21 10:25
2. DOS Command
3. Blackhole Command

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2077612

I have a feeling their loneliness and her booba also stacks the equation a little...

Yab.

A slightly less yab version.

Credits to u/fukaikiri for the amazing art. They also have a textless version available here.

Source: Original art by u/fukaikiri

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2076530

I might be highly regarded... but I can't hold a candle to their management...

Alternatively, ~~most sane Japanese stock investor.~~

The number of h doujins of your characters is indicative of their popularity, right?

This sort of image-dump reminds me of the 4chan reactions to Katawa Shoujo when it first came out... those were the days...

Sources:

1. Original comment by u/kopi_coffee
2. Discussions about the announcement itself

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2062929

Weebs wondering what jobs to take in the future: I GO TO IT!"

"Maybe I shouldn't buy more fumos..."

Shoulder devil Cirno: "Dew it."

Shoulder devil Flandre: "Yea, dew it."

Reimu: "Why am I in the back here again? Wait, why are there two shoulder devils, shouldn't there be a shoulder angel-"

Cirno Fumo: "Don't you listen to that broke-ass shrine maiden~"

~~Ah, Japan, the land of milk and c-~~

~~c-....~~

~~...reampies.~~

~~Yea, creampies.~~

Sources:

1. Reddit source, original article with paywall
2. Meme template from Borat 2
3. Hot summer article
4. Various google searches for Fumos, including Reisen and Cirno

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/2062483

Or maybe... "If I fix her, maybe I'll fix myself too in the process..."

Inspired by this meme.

Related meme.