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Librandu

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Satire community for urban naxals, tukde-tukde gang and Sorosbuxx™ enjoyers.

Rules:

(copied shamelessly from the-site-that-shall-not-be-named)

1. No Brigading/Lynching


These are not the United Provinces of Agra and Oudh. We do not allow brigadings or lynchings here.

Do not participate in linked threads, do not link threads you have participated in, and do not post Lemmy screenshots with usernames visible. If you're not a member of this sub, but decide to participate here because you were outraged by something you found in your favourite tanatani community/instance, you will be banned for brigading.


2. Language Rule


Chintus must overcompensate by speaking in as clear English as possible. In our infinite mercy, we've also permitted them to speak in Sanskrit to help them reconnect with their Vedic roots.


3 Population Weighted Criticism Index (PWCI)


All bigots shall follow the Population Weighted Criticism Index (PWCI) while criticising any community. Their posts/comments shall be such that their criticisms of the communities are proportional to their population in India.


4. Elders must be respected in this community


Disrespecting elders will be dealt with extreme prejudice. Their word is the gospel and their will is absolute.

All Certified Librandus shall be addressed with "I beg to remain your most humble and obedient servant" after licking their toes three times.


5. Fascism


The mods are closeted fascists, and hence, they are allowed to exercise their powers to oppress the subreddit's members.


6. Abide by Lemmyquette


Abide by Lemmyquette and do not harass or threaten anyone. Do not incite violence or promote hate based on someone's marginalized identity or vulnerability.


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