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Earlier this year, following a long campaign from We Believe in Israel, Spotify removed a host of Arabic-language songs containing incendiary lyrics towards the state of Israel. In a press release, the group welcomed the decision but made clear that they saw this as only the first step in a much wider campaign of censorship.

“It’s good news that Spotify have finally listened to public disgust about hosting clearly antisemitic content which contravenes their own content policies, including directly inciting violence against Israelis,” said the group’s director, Luke Akehurst (the notorious Labour Party operative). “Now we need them to look at why they are hosting explicitly antisemitic and conspiratorial songs by Lowkey and Ambassador MC,” he added, defaming both artists simultaneously, while clearly sending a signal that they were next.

The CDC explained in a statement from Thursday that a 29-year-old man in Minnesota had been hospitalized with symptoms including a fever, “severe myalgias,” and “periorbital edema.” Prior to seeking medical attention, the man had attended a family gathering with eight other family members where “rare” bear meat had been served days before the “onset” of his symptoms.

At the family gathering, kebabs made from bear meat that one of the family members had “harvested” in northern Saskatchewan, Canada, were served, according to the CDC.

“The meat was initially inadvertently served rare, reportedly because the meat was dark in color, and it was difficult for the family members to visually ascertain the level of doneness,” the CDC said.

An investigation surrounding the patient’s symptoms was launched, resulting in his diagnosis being “confirmed by a positive Trichinella immunoglobulin (Ig) G antibody test result.”

AMMAN – The name "Ghoul" was given to the sniper rifle in honor of the Al-Qassam leader Adnan Al-Ghoul, nicknamed "Abu Qassam's Missiles.” His name has resurrected following the Al-Aqsa Flood operation and the ongoing conflict as the Al-Qassam Brigades announced the use of its special rifle, "Ghoul," in multiple sniper operations against dozens of occupation soldiers in various areas inside the Gaza Strip, confirming substantial injuries in the army's ranks, according to Al-Ghad Newspaper.

The geopolitical takes here are mind blowing...

... HAMAS... IRAN...

But, no no no, wait..!

The Russians and Chinese are the ones behind this!

Guy wants WWIII.

A New Jersey woman said she won more than $2 million on an Atlantic City slot machine — but the casino isn’t coughing up the dough, leaving the septuagenarian “very anxious” about being unable to help her homeless son.

Roney Beal, 72, claims she hit it big on a Wheel of Fortune slot machine at Bally’s Casino in February, but when she went to collect her winnings, the casino claimed the jackpot was due to a technical glitch and therefore didn’t count, she told The Post Saturday.

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“What’s the use in playing then?”

After losing $1,000 on various machines that day, Beal revisited the Wheel of Fortune slot machine.

When she gave it another six or seven spins, she said she hit the jackpot.

She said she eventually got the words “wild,” “wild x2” and spin on a diagonal on the slot area of the machine. This entitled her to a free spin on the Wheel of Fortune wheel on the top of the machine.

After spinning, the wheel ended up on the word “Jackpot” with a dollar sign — and she said she heard the words “You’ve won.”

Then, 3-D gold coins came out and a blue light went off, she said.

“And then the people behind me got up and they’re like, ‘oh my god, oh my god.’ This guy says, ‘lady you’re a millionaire. A millionaire,'” she said.

But when she used a call button to summon help, a tilt message popped up, indicating the machine was unplayable due to an error or malfunction.

A Bally’s employee told her she didn’t win before telling her to leave the casino.

Sometimes I hum Nelly's 'Ride Wit Me' when I am in the bathroom... people probably do not know that the lyrics in my mind have changed to

"If you wanna take a rid wit me, Drop a deuce in the back of the benz-E, Ohhhhh, why must I feel this way? (Heyy, must be the <ramen/kimbab/gormeh sabzi/samgyeopsal/omrice, whatever I ate most recently>) "

And I imagine that I am out with Nelly and he has a toilet in the back seat of his Mercedes, and while only he is normally allowed to use it while it's on the road, he has made an exception for me because I am such a close friend, and he likes the way I sing these lyrics back at him while I am on the toilet.

This is the expression he has while I sing these lyrics

If it smells bad, I imagine Nelly grimacing slightly and shaking his head in disapproval, but then I actually pass him a joint of marijuana that really is stankin because it's so wonderful, and he is pacified. I am not sure why I have the joint because I do not partake, but I suppose it has come with the territory of Nelly allowing me to defecate in his Merecedes-Benz (in my head).

And then we just sort of drive around and hang out, and at some point he might have to drop a deuce, at which point me or someone else in the entourage will drive around for a while... Just a bunch of goups in the Benze hanging out, smoking up or drinking beer, listening to some tracks and talking about life, and taking shits in the Benz-E.

Holy shit. I was gunna upload each screenshot but fuck, there's so many I took a Picture of all the screenshots together. Dam

Very appropriate for random shit as it involves... very random shit coming out from a toilet.

Lit.: Other people's shit.

Therefore, disastrously random shit.

This was my favorite part, tbh:

In addition to serious legal opinions, netizens have also taken issue with the Hong Kong ghost’s fashion look, poking fun at the fact that she wears designer brands totaling over 30,000 baht from head to toe, making her a modern ghost.

“Be it a famous shirt from the British brand Turnbull & Asser worth around 21,330 baht, pants from ZARA worth 1,290 baht or shoes from the American sneaker brand AUTRY worth around 6,800 baht,” it stated.... อ่านข่าวต้นฉบับได้ที่ : https://www.khaosodenglish.com/life/socialmedia/2024/04/18/hong-kong-ghost-photo-of-thai-influencer-sparks-debate/