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as with my previous post here, this is via this thread

alt text (too long for lemmy's alt text field)the OCR here is only lightly-corrected, sorry.

it's an old advertisement for OSCAR MAYER'S GREAT NEW "SACK O’ SAUCE IN A CAN 0’ MEAT'

brings you quick meat meals with rich Fresh Cooked flavor!

An amazing improvement in canned meat meals! It's Oscar Mayer’s exclusive new invention, a separate Sack O' Sauce in a Can O' Meat. Keeps sauce and meat from mingling and losing their distinctive flavors!

Keep several cans of the Beef, Pork, and Wieners on hand for delicious Barbecue-burgers in 7 minutes! Your whole family will love tho richer, frosh- cooked flavor of the savory meat and the mild, tempting Barbecue Sauce. It's a can’t-be-copied Sauce —a delicate blend of tomato paste, sugar, celery, vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, onion, salt, and select flavorings. Finest of hundreds of recipes tested, this Sauce is a product of Oscar Mayer's own modern test kitchens. The richer, fresh-cookod flavor of these quick meat meals is possible only because Oscar Mayer has the separate Sack O’ Sauce! Get Oscar Mayer Sack O’ Sauce in a can of Beef, Pork, or Wieners.

Wiener Barbecue-burger — It's the tasty Barbecue Sauce in the separate sack that gives a now twist to this old favorite! Just heat Ihe 7 plump, Juicy Oseur Mayer Wieners and pop in bans. Tihhey're reuular-size and all meat— made only of select boef and pork. Also delicoum with canned baked benns. For party oecasions ask for Oscar Mayer Cocktail Wirners with Sch 0° Sauce,

Beef Barbecue-burger— Now— in just 7 minutes— enjoy tender morsels of extra lean beef smothered in mildiy plquant Barbecue Sauce! Save money. too! A 12-02. onn makes 5 generous ieof Barbecue- burger! Also makes quick, delicious one-dish ment ineals with noodles, macnreni, or spaghetti.

Pork Barbecue-burger—Liko barbecue apareribe? You'll love these plump morsels of sweet, anvory pork in mild Barbecue Sauce. Just 7 minutes to proparo! A 12-02, an makes & big Pork Burbocuo- burgern! For exciting one-dish mont meala— serve with cora—wholo kernel or scallopod,. cream style.

Ask for Oscar Mayer "Yellow Band’ Wieners, Liver Sausage, Pork Sausage, and Sliced Bacon at the fresh meat counter!

OSCAR MAYER FINE MEATS SINCE 1883

GENERAL OFFICES, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
 
 

via https://xcancel.com/ClaudiaLamb/status/1112771875417972737 (part of a good thread, recommended)

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I found this quite hillarious.

Probably makes a good snack (it does look tasty) , but she didn't make tacos this way either.

Involving a bundt pan and a knife in the taco process was innovative, i must admit.

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I was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y'all

Pictured is:

  • Half a carrot
  • Two tortillas
  • A red pepper
  • A ball of mozzarella
  • A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it
  • A dollop of hummus
  • 4 chives
  • 4 sheets of "crispy seasoned seaweed"
  • 2 "cheesy slices"
  • A pink lady apple
  • Apple juice
  • Freshly squeezed orange juice
  • A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino
  • An avocado
  • A coffee Renoir

I think that's everything. I hadn't eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals

Edit: formatting

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32231900

A Polish jalapeño pastry

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/23629324

Melon-chicken-Aspic

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Plum@lemmy.world to c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
 
 

Cream cheese, slap ya mama, and jalapeños from a jar. Microwaved.

6.5/10, but it's not a quesadilla.

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Ive been working on a project and I'm extremely hyperfocused so I just thought to throw something together really quick. Upon putting the tofurkey and cheese onto the tortilla, I thought it could use something to make it more "nutritionally complete." Thats when I remembered I had a leftover taco from taco bell in the fridge. AMA I guess

update: I finished it and it was pretty good

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I think she's a keeper

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
 
 
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I should call her...

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