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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by oldbill to c/swampies

I apologise for insulting these chimpanzees.

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New Developments (self.swampies)
submitted 2 weeks ago by oldbill to c/swampies

Excellent work General, the Hotel can go here, the swimming pool there, the Synagogue just behind and my statue right at the top of the hill.

https://mf.b37mrtl.ru/files/2024.12/thumbnail/676240b920302710c51cd26e.jpg

Netanyahu in Syria, correction Greater Israel.

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submitted 1 month ago by oldbill to c/swampies
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Voting (self.swampies)
submitted 2 months ago by oldbill to c/swampies

Would it be possible to prevent people wearing masks from voting due to diminished mental ability?

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Seriously, I did! (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 4 months ago by oldbill to c/swampies

I sent 70 year olds to jail for speaking their mind, took away their winter fuel allowance and Rachel is going to increase their inheritance tax sky high and nobody said a thing! They said it would work at Davos and it actually did!

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Hmm? I wonder? (self.swampies)
submitted 4 months ago by oldbill to c/swampies
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StarmerSigns Tranche 2 (self.swampies)
submitted 4 months ago by oldbill to c/swampies

Believing anything except the BBC and the Guardian.

This sign will retain its original 'No Entry' meaning but will be withdrawn from all coastal areas.

This sign to be erected on all roads.

Caution EV's

Voting Reform prohibited.

Aerodrome ahead - Billionaires and Party Members Only

Steep in crease in government surveillance ahead.

Caution Steep descent into globalist hegemony ahead.

No Farming zone - prepare for food shortages.

EV zone beware stationary traffic.

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submitted 4 months ago by oldbill to c/swampies

Our beloved Sir Kier has begun his redesign of the highway code traffic signs:

Caution Far Right Extremists crossing:

Caution Open Borders:

Financial Black Hole ahead:

Gender uncertainty ahead:

Coloureds only zone:

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British Politics Today (self.swampies)
submitted 5 months ago by oldbill to c/swampies
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submitted 8 months ago by whoami to c/swampies

Troublesome dirt and grime around your property?

Ordinary Cleaners can't shift it?

You need:

Not just clean,

ETHNICALLY clean.

For a free sample and demonstration contact your local MP or Foreign Secretary.

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Convenient? (preview.redd.it)
submitted 9 months ago by oldbill to c/swampies
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Theatre (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by whoami to c/swampies

Puppet and puppeteer!
Its all theatre.

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Hey kid! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by bagpusskitty to c/swampies

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