We need to stop the high tax issue. Me and my family don't have very much ziews (Ziewngyrian money) and the Ziewngyrian government's plan to take over planet Iaiotini has only made are taxes higher. Taking over planet Iaiotini will bring nothing to us. lets tell the Ziewngyrian government to focus on helping us before it goes after different planets.

I am having a hard time fueling my ship because of the anti-matter prices. The anti-matter prices haven't costed 0xF ziews since the Leo of 0x2a Zodiacs ago. At this rate I might just get a cosmic microwave background ship. I hope the anti-matter teleporter gets turned on again so I can fuel my ship.

One of are tall green friends claims to have seen a human recently. The human was flying around in a ship labeled "NASA". There have been word spreading that NASA stands for "no alien's stay alive". The Ziewngyr Science Association says that you don't need to worry about humans because they are not real, there home planet earth has never been spotted by any of are telescopes. The friends and family of the tall green dude says that zehy (a ungendered pronoun from the ziewgyrian language) been taking psychedelic catnip. Psychedelic catnip is known to cause human sightings.

We all love are surreal radioactive wasteland Ziewngyr. To keep are Ziewngyr extra purple we need to all do are part. If you smell an organic being make sure to put it in a nuclear waste bin to prevent an outbreak like the one that happened last Aquarius. And remember HUMANS ARE NOT REAL!!!