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submitted 5 months ago by Charger8232@lemmy.ml to c/privacy@lemmy.ml

I'm concerned about the privacy implications of DNA testing services like 23andMe or AncestryDNA. What are the potential risks of sharing our genetic data with those companies, and are there any privacy-focused alternatives available?

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[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 27 points 5 months ago

Your clone escapes, hunts you down, kills you, fucks your wife, and replaces you

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I like how the clone fucks my wife BEFORE replacing me.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

The clone wants you to make sure you know you're being replaced.

[-] Shamot@jlai.lu 3 points 5 months ago

He wants to try before accepting the deal.

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You were at work. She thought you came home early and was excited.

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It's still you, what's the problem?

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Can my clone fuck me please? 🥺

[-] rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Is it categorised as mastrubation or homosexual?

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

It's a class of its own ;)

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

it is even more homo than regular homosexual its doubly homo sexual masturbation

[-] isgleas@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure if your issue is narcisism or bestiality

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Neither. It's called being ahead of one's time.

(By clone, I mean an exact copy of myself including my experiences till this moment. I do not mean raising a generic only clone purely for the purpose of sex or something weird like that)

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

How did you go from 'would you fuck me? I'd fuck me' to either being a narcissist or into beastiality? Sometimes it's just really hard (giggity) to find someone who shares your interest in edge play, cbt and castration. And that old saying, 'if you want something done right...'

Come on, me, we aren't welcome at this play party.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I feel like this is a Schwarzenegger movie.

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 1 points 5 months ago

Its called The Island, not Schwarzenegger

[-] Vigilante@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

And then a Schwarzenegger wasn't really dead and comes back to kill the clone.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Typical Tuesday, really.

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